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Oh, neat, has this thread finally gotten to the point where I can just mock Skelton?
Jim Skelton seems to be the kind of guy who took the “never change” someone wrote in his high school yearbook to heart. He has an obnoxious junior high student’s perspective of masculinity and success, and is literally the kind of guy who drives a brightly-colored entry-level sports car while wearing a Rolex and carrying a $4500 knife like he’s going to add an inch on himself for every $1k that the stuff he carries and wears is worth. He and his knives are the living embodiment of a wallet with a $500 chain that has skull and grim reaper charms.
Nearly all of his videos are just him showing off something that he outright bludgeoned an already-overbooked maker to send him a prototype of or make unique modifications to, peppered with misogyny and juvenile comments like (and these are quotes from just one video) “that’s a BAD ASS KNIFE” and “this knife makes that knife look like a [term for female genitals that I can’t post in general discussion]”.
His inherently obnoxious and grating nature pervades every aspect of his online presence, from his 9th-grader-idea-of-cool skull logo to his excessively verbose QVC-style of speaking that contains nothing of interest and is the audio equivalent of watching a balloon full of gas slowly leak.
Also his knives have lame cliché names (BONE CHOPPER) and are overpriced.
I wish I could like this post twice.