JK FFL 2014 Weeky Wrap-ups

Saintly Brees was awarded the newest trophy in our catalog, the "Lowest Total Score" trophy, which will be held by the winner until someone else takes it from them.

I'm honored to hold such a prestigious trophy. :rolleyes:

With only 43 points, the Brees might have the trophy for a while.

For everyone else's sake, I hope that is true. I've already been "had" with this lowly output, so here is to hoping that no one else does this badly! ;)
 
I am sure you will do better next week!

;^)

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mqqn
 
Great recap as usual! Makes for good reading...
 
BTW, folks - I'm going in to have some surgery next week. Nothing serious, but the surgery may entail cutting through some stomach muscles and my ability to sit up will likely be compromised for a bit. Exploratory surgery, so not sure yet how rough this will be. But Docs have warned me to be prepared for being on my back for at least a few days.

Anywho - Wife is a huge football fan as well and, if no one objects, will take over my fantasy team until I can start sitting again. Hopefully, just next week but that is yet to be seen. So, bottom line, the team will still be available to consider trades and stay current with injuries, byes, etc.

If anyone has an issue with her handling my team, please let me know and I'll figure something else out.
 
BTW, folks - I'm going in to have some surgery next week. Nothing serious, but the surgery may entail cutting through some stomach muscles and my ability to sit up will likely be compromised for a bit. Exploratory surgery, so not sure yet how rough this will be. But Docs have warned me to be prepared for being on my back for at least a few days.

Anywho - Wife is a huge football fan as well and, if no one objects, will take over my fantasy team until I can start sitting again. Hopefully, just next week but that is yet to be seen. So, bottom line, the team will still be available to consider trades and stay current with injuries, byes, etc.

If anyone has an issue with her handling my team, please let me know and I'll figure something else out.

No issue at all! I encourage the wives to get in there and help - that way you have someone else to blame!

I hope you recover quickly and are back up and kickin' butt in a hurry!

If your wife needs any assistance have her email me or call me - pm me if you don't have my phone number -

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mqqn
 
I'll bet you sit up when your QB, Rivers, LIGHTS UP the Jags

Good luck, Hey, you could ask your surgeon to use a JK to minimize scaring!

I tried to remove my own thumb yesterday with my Old Timer Stockman, worked pretty good it did! That carbon steel beats that surgical stainless every time!
 
Sorry to hear it but I hope all goes well, Saintly.

Thanks! Other than being inconvenient and a little painful, this shouldn't be a huge deal. :)

No issue at all! I encourage the wives to get in there and help - that way you have someone else to blame!

I hope you recover quickly and are back up and kickin' butt in a hurry!

If your wife needs any assistance have her email me or call me - pm me if you don't have my phone number -

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mqqn

Thanks, Andy. She has played fantasy football before and knows the players as well as I do. Besides, she can't do worse than I did last week! :D

I'll bet you sit up when your QB, Rivers, LIGHTS UP the Jags

Good luck, Hey, you could ask your surgeon to use a JK to minimize scaring!

I tried to remove my own thumb yesterday with my Old Timer Stockman, worked pretty good it did! That carbon steel beats that surgical stainless every time!

I am sitting Stafford and starting Rivers for just that reason. I think that he'll put up big numbers this week.

I'm gonna take The Tool with me and offer it to the Doc. j/k, but that would be funny. :D

If your Stockman didn't completely take off the thumb, it probably needs a good sharpening. Might want to look into that... ;)
 
Good luck with the surgery!
 
BTW, folks - I'm going in to have some surgery next week. Nothing serious, but the surgery may entail cutting through some stomach muscles and my ability to sit up will likely be compromised for a bit. Exploratory surgery, so not sure yet how rough this will be. But Docs have warned me to be prepared for being on my back for at least a few days.
Good luck SB.
I don't even like the sound of "Exploratory surgery",here's hoping the exploring is for naught but peace of mind and the recovery is quick and painless.
 
And here's a cartoon for you fantasizing fanatics.;)

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Did Mqqn ask any of you to do the round up this week? I messaged him but not sure he can reply while he's away, I'd like to do it if not if that's okay?
 
I would vote yes, just make sure that the DAGGERS get the majority of the positive press.:)
 
Sure, Peter. Mine is easy, just say I came up short...
 
Did Mqqn ask any of you to do the round up this week? I messaged him but not sure he can reply while he's away, I'd like to do it if not if that's okay?

Go for it. I'd do it but with 0-4 it would be hard to complete without obscenities.
 
Hey all,

So with week 4 in the books, as Andy would say, and it seems everyone has something to blame on Tom Brady.

Mqqn has the week off...to "work" although really I just think he's scared of facing the furious rabbits this week (ha!)... I'm just a bye week fill in (get it, hun, it's an (American) football reference!) I may also have been up late researching in a vain attempt not to suck up the field every week, so, yeah...

...let me now pretend to be Mathew Berry...

I'm 1-3 and I promise I'm not going to complain' Cost Cut Cousins - who couldn't pick the dang ball up without it getting intercepted - or the Terrible Titans - who need to run the ball! silly long hair razzle frattin QB - :).

I did drop Top Brady today, it feels weird and wrong but I doubt I'll be alone this week it seems to be the story of the season and you can definitely see it in all of the matches here as well.

Saintly Brees 94
No Ordinary Rabbit 90

The Saintly Crew nawed the Rabbits a new one this week, it wasn't even close, not really. Saintly won mid-way through the Sunday game, and really on Thursday when Desean Jackson was fed diddly-squat by the aforementioned Clueless Cousins (I'm not bitter at all!.) But there was slight hope for the Rabbits as the complete disintegration of the patriots actually helped as it highlighted the potential of their recent Wavier Wire add, TE Travis Kelce. The Brees on the other hand reveled in Smith "not so" Senior's continued revival and another great fantasy day for Rivers. Even Stafford, playing from the bench, seemed eager to chew on the rabbits, and to top it off the Brees picked the right Baltimore RB this week which really was just spiking the football.

Jackhammer 98
Dakota Daggers 126

Jackhammer continued to struggle this week, but even with Larry Donnell on their bench they were able to put up a very respectable 98 points, a noticeable uptick in their weekly scoring. With Marshawn Lynch back this week Jackhammer may be ready for a resurgence. In the meantime solace can be found in the idea that the Daggers, our highest scoring team this week, shook this scoreboard so hard it may well have inadvertently knocked the sense out of Nick Foles (you explain it then!) much to the dismay of one of the teams below (well, you explain it then!). Then again when you have a DeMarco Murray - who continues to not get injured, yay! - and kills the time by tearing up the ground everywhere he goes it might not matter who the other team has under center.

Marshall Mather 2014 56
Stoney's Jabronis 111

Speaking of Nick Foles, Marshall Mather might have a word or two to say about the otherwise fine signal caller. If he was going to have a dud week, though, he picked a good one to have it in. The Patriots melt down spread here as well, because Mather's flex option, Julian Edleman, posted up his first (fantasy) stinker. Even worse…frankly, when you can't trust Calvin Johnson then who can you trust? The Jabronis on the other hand seem rocket propelled even with most of their team on BYE, this time thanks to the other Manning - does anyone else think the family might just own the Stoney Janronis money :D – they crossed the century mark with ease. Still we can't take away from the quite flex play of 3 touch down Asiata, a nice pick up that no doubt makes up for the average (poor by his standards) day for Maclin and the often disappointing Bye week fill in Donald Brown.

The Honey Badgers 92
Stainless Steelers 101

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that Andy is 3-1 with Cam Newton as his starting QB: My mind = blown. Yes, the Stainless Steelers got another victory this week whether the dynamic Newton liked it or not. Frank Gore continues to prove age is just a number and if it were a wall he'd run through that to. On the other hand the great game by Nelson for the Steelers seems ironic since the QB who gave Nelson the ball was sitting on the Badgers bench. In a further twist of irony the underperforming Steelers QB was being protected by the DTST that posted a disappointing Goose Egg for the Badgers. Still, going forward the Badgers hardest decision might be which awesome QB to play now that they are both scoring. Not so bad.

p.s: The Badgers also suffered along with Jackhammer with the other surprise TE performance, Delanie Walker, sitting on their bench as well.

The Bucky Beavers 76
The Todd Squad 82

The Cousins toting Todd Squad and the Luck bearing Beavers met this week but the Beavers are forced to wait another week for the re-emergence of the legendary LeSean McCoy and were stuck once again with his identical twin brother - this one’s not so good. But it's also clear that the fall of Tom Brady (or his offensive line, or the GM or the coach, I'm not taking sides, they all seem to suck ;)) continues to spread it’s muck, this time a good way, for the Todd Squad, as Jamaall Charles posted up a 28 game while tearing the Pat's apart- more than making up for the Interception Machines melt down earlier in the week. So despite having Luck, the clear number 1 QB, post another monster week and Lamar Miller once again getting it done it appears there is no escaping the effects of that one game.

Or to put it another way, it's all Tom Brady's fault.

Good game everyone, and good luck with week…er…5.

Now let's all hope Andy gets back form is own BYE week soon, safely, but quickly too :p
 
Bravo! Bravo! Wonderful Week 4 Roundup!
your wife wrote it didn't she
I was about to trade Matt Forte for Brady but I guess I'll have to pick him up for free now!
 
You caught me! :) thanks for the compliment :thumbup:

And don't consufe me, I'm conflicted on dropped Brady enough as it is :)


Bravo! Bravo! Wonderful Week 4 Roundup!
your wife wrote it didn't she
I was about to trade Matt Forte for Brady but I guess I'll have to pick him up for free now!
 
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