I must have missed something. Call it a bottle opener and sell that thing. Maybe I don't understand trademarks, or your agreement with Mr. Emerson.I'm waiting for a Cease And Desist letter
I'll frame it and hang it up in my bathroom.
Either way, I'd've taken that thing and made the most campy, tacticool, mall ninja video ever, talking about the badassery of the Emerson Wave Shaped Opening Feature the entire time.