Lame Winners Announced! Lamest knife contest

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Can you imagine pulling this out at work?

I think there are some "leg knife" fans/users around here.
 
I have a few crummy knives that were gifts, but this is probably the worst. Ridiculous handle, very heavy, and the liner lock is so long that it doesn't even engage.

serious contender right here...


and OP - AWESOME thread idea brother! :thumbup:
 
There are just so many ridiculous knives out there, I thought it would be entertaining. And I have to say it's far exceeded my expectations so far, what awesome lameness!
 
Ok, due to the great results and the pain it will cause me to choose a winner, I've decided to throw in two more prizes so there can be a 1st 2nd, and 3rd place. In addition to the Leek, I'm adding this CRKT Kit Carson, as well as this Kershaw Nura 3.0 to the mix. First place gets first dibs, second gets second dibs, third place gets what isn't taken.

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Keep 'em coming!!
 
Only lame knife I have outside of the kitchen. The handles are so loose I'm suprised it doesn't just fall apart. Pretty sure the stop pin is a just a cut off nail...


 
Found this at a peddlers mall. I bleed blue but this is ridiculous.
I present, the WILDCAT WARRIOR.

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Not an entry since I have plenty of Leeks and would rather see it go to someone else. But, here is the $1 walmart knife (Which is actually $1.50 or something now).
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No! stole my thunder! LOL When I read this thread I though... Hmmmm... i have the PERFECT knife to post. Very similar to yours. I'll post when I get home anyway!
 
I'm in.

Not me and not a knife per se but come on, really? How embarrassing.

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Lots of people are google imaging pics of knives that aren't theirs. You should make it where you have to post a pic of the knife with your ID written near it to have a valid entry.
 
Check out my super awesome switchblade with a MOTHERflipping COMPASS in the HANDLE!!!1!!
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There is actually a funny story attached to this...
 
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