Late Night BS thread..

ExtraBaconPlease said:
I'll get a shovel! Let's dig! Wait, that doesn't sound right..Let's drink! And dig!
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Weeeew.... talk about screwing up the time continueum!!
They would step out an say "what in hell...these busse fans are sober....something went terribly wrong "
 
Robdude said:
Think about this... if they invented a time machine in the future, the only reason the wouldn't use it is the danger of altering the course of history.. what if you built an underground room that was completely cut off from the outside world an made it known to the right people now.. then in the future the people would know of the only safe place to travel an not alter history!! That means if they ever invent a time machine in the future..if we build that room....maybe that all the time travelers are waiting for..:eek: let that bake your noodle
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My Alfredo is baked...

Constant late nighters for me too, bartending keeps me out until midnight usually.
Methinks we should have Jerry and the crew build that room and stock it with "supplies" for the future response team.
 
The only material capable of transversing inter-dimensional Space/time is INFI; so, I think, Jerry is holding out on us. The B13 isn't made for another 2 Decades.
 
ExtraBaconPlease said:
Solid thread idea dude haha - i'll chime in

I'm actually from the future but time travel back and forth to this present moment.. just.. cuz.. i can.. Anyway, in the future, everyone received their 13asic 13's from Jerry and absolutely hated them! They straight up SUCKED! So, i came back here to let everyone know that you all should cancel your 13asic 13 orders now so i can buy them. Then, when all 13asic 13's are in my possession, i will time travel back to the age of Dinosaurs and stack them up in a huge pile right where the biggest meteor hit Earth. So they are all destroyed from this world! See how nice i am? Taking out da trash, for you! :cool::thumbup:



P.S i'm not actually from the future.......and i'm not really gonna destroy anything.......i just made up that story so i can buy and HOG more 13asic 13's..........don't tell anybody, OK? Good. Great!
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Dang right you're not from the future. Alternate reality is more like it, 'cause the BB13 CG & BG are gonna kick azz.
I'm psychic. :D:D
 
I just figured out how to afford more knives. I'm building an underground room with a "time machine" in it and charging $10,000 a trip. "And here we are in 2251. Of course we can't leave the room! Do you WANT to alter the timeline in some horrible manner you fool? Now, that check can be made payable to..."

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Time travel is possible... if you read about quantum physics it's crazy... stick this in yr pipe n smoke it: if twin brothers at the same age were split up where one stayed on earth an one got in a rocket that could go 99% the speed of light to the nearest star an back.. the brother in the rocket would have spent 33 days on his rocket .... but when he steps out on his return an sees his brother..9 years would have passed on earth... they would be 9 years apart in age
 
I've heard if you wrap bacon in bacon, you can travel through time. Though when I tried it I just got chest pains.
 
Then time travel is only possible TO THE FUTURE. Not backwards, a la Back to the Future starring Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd. One of the best sci fi time travel flicks of all time.

If you had gone back in time, and prevented your parents from meeting, would you still exist? Or, is time travel linear, with branches of timelines for each instant where a decision by anyone or anything can be made creating a new line of events.... Like that.. And that. Annnnd. ..... That. Those decisions all made different timelines.

Anyone else hear that JFK lost a bet with Aristotle Onassis?

Or, that The world is a flat plane, and that perspective and the way that our eyes work create the illusion of boats and such "going over the curve of the earth and disappearing".

The math that NASA gives us for the size of he earth is wrong also. Based on it, the further away something is, the curve of the earth would "chop off" more and more of the object in question's bottom.... It would seem to "fall" behind the horizon. 8" the first mile, then In every mile after the first, the curvature downwards increases as the square of the distance multiplied by 8 inches.. Thus 1 mile = 8", In the second mile the fall will be 32 inches; in the third mile, 72 inches, or 6 feet..... Plus there's a kickass video on YouTube of a weather balloon camera view of a solar eclipse that rocks pretty hard.

https://youtu.be/W_9eYcGIT88

Can someone tell me how to post up vids😝?

WTF? WTH?

I AM FLIPPING AT.... HomE!
 
Armithius said:
I've heard if you wrap bacon in bacon, you can travel through time. Though when I tried it I just got chest pains.
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It's like Inception, you need to go at least 4 layers deep of bacon before it creates the time travel black hole... it's science...or alcohol, don't know for sure :rolleyes:
 
hexenjager said:
I just figured out how to afford more knives. I'm building an underground room with a "time machine" in it and charging $10,000 a trip. "And here we are in 2251. Of course we can't leave the room! Do you WANT to alter the timeline in some horrible manner you fool? Now, that check can be made payable to..."

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It would be so much better if your signature said "sent from the future via interstellar alien brainwaves" instead of "Sent from my VS985 4G using Tapatalk"... Lol
 
tinfoil hat timmy said:
[video=youtube;W_9eYcGIT88]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_9eYcGIT88[/video]

Can someone tell me how to post up vids😝?

WTF? WTH?

I AM FLIPPING AT.... HomE!
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You mean like this? ;)

You can't use the short form "youtu.be" links to embed. They need to be retyped as the full url:

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_9eYcGIT88" -and then add the video tags or use the movie link where all the other options are in the text editor.


-Fun thread. I have kids and a day job though, so 'late night' for me is if I stay up past 11, lol.
 
And I just got home from work. I am the latest of the late. I am so late that my lateness seems early to you all....
 
I pulled a many a late night shifts back in the early and mid 90's. I was a rookie cop, and it was great!
I remember my partner and I confiscated some peach flavored moon shine one time.......it never made it back to the house........but mercy is white lightnin some stout stuff! It dont take much, Ill tell ya that lol...
 
taklamakan said:
Nice to see Jerry posting this late, too.
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That's awesome........because Jerry posted in the future and you saw that in the past. You're Clairvoyant.
:confused:Or was Jerry in the past and you saw it in the future

I'm going back to bed.....I must be dreaming. I think I felt my Credit Card Ding.
 
Apophis said:
You mean like this? ;)

You can't use the short form "youtu.be" links to embed. They need to be retyped as the full url:

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_9eYcGIT88" -and then add the video tags or use the movie link where all the other options are in the text editor.


-Fun thread. I have kids and a day job though, so 'late night' for me is if I stay up past 11, lol.
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Clearly this vid had been edited by the government....this is a leaked snapshot of the missing segment that they edited out...:D

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Nighty night.

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