Late Night BS thread..

AntDog said:
What I'd love to see is a 3.8" (ish) long 1" wide blade, 4.5" very ergonomic handle, full flat grind with swedge, sharp bayonet point, no choil (that means NO choil. No finger choil, elf choil, or sharpening choil), nice palm swell, 1/8" stock, no thumb ramp.

It would be perfect for my every day uses.

Hell, with the extensive catalog it might already be out there and I haven't done enough research to find it.
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Well if it's a night owl... it needs to be a crazy, intimidating fighting knife ...the one you grab for when a thief is breaking in an you need to lay the hurt down on a fool.... imho
 
Robdude said:
When I was like 14 we hiked up on this hillside full of tall grass and scrub oak to go paintballing. ..we had been up there an hour or so when our friend screamed that kind of screem that makes your skin crawl... he came tearing out of the trees in shit terror..we were all scared stiff as he ran past us, then my cousin Luke apperently saw what he saw cause I just remember his brand new paintball gun hit the dirt an he took off. The rest of us began to run when I saw what he saw..as I ran i saw a tall black figure like 9 or 10 feet tall moving through the trees FAST..it didn't seem to step so much as glide..its looked like a super tall skinny person.. and I can remember hearing it push through the tall dead grass.. it gives me chills even now. Micah, the friend who saw it first still won't talk about it in detail.. when we met up back home we were white with fear.. we went back about 3 days later with a huge group an nathens dads gun to get Lukes paintball gun..we found it under some weeds an branches like 100 feet from where he dropped it..it just added to the weird. Anyway like 3 years ago from now...I saw a YouTube about a myth called the "slender man"..an when I saw the mock up art an pictures..I about $hit my pants..I'm convinced that was it was..I tried to show Micah an when he realized what I was showing him he just said "no!! Don't you f-ing even!!"
I got chills now guys!!
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Dude, that is creepy as ****. The scariest thing i've experienced was about 10 years ago but i remember it clear as day. It was the middle of the night, i was in the car with my parents driving home from an interstate weekend trip visiting family. Everything is pitch black except for the speed signs and whatnot that reflect your headlights....anyway, we are driving along and i notice something reflecting the headlights like a speed sign. But it isn't a speed sign. In bright orange standing on 2 feet is this creature/human THING on the side of the road looking at our car/right at me, holding a big walking stick or something. I about shit myself and scream out to my parents "LOOK" and the claim they don't see anything. As we pass it i turn around and look through the rear window to see if its still there and its gone but i see the walking stick it was holding just fall to the ground........
 
tinfoil hat timmy said:
You mean a shotgun?
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That is what I use.. but that's getting kicked to option 2 when the CS WTF gets here.. option one will be glock in one hand on CS WTF glimmering in the other like the grim reapers sythe. . Figure while the glock is ready to drop him if he makes a move, the War Train will crumble away his confidence in a hurry :) an it always helps to yell to your wife in a redneck accent "BABE!!..GRAB THE KIDS AN START THE TRUCK...WERE GOIN TO THE DESERT!!!"
 
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Robdude said:
Well if it's a night owl... it needs to be a crazy, intimidating fighting knife ...the one you grab for when a thief is breaking in an you need to lay the hurt down on a fool.... imho
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These all have names, but... ;)

The 'Hammer twins
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MO Tankbuster variant twins
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Desert Satin Jack twins
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Or perhaps something bigger. One fright, one Silent Knight. LOL
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^Jaxx wins....

The only thing I know about knife fighting is that I don't ever wanna be in one. That said... the BATTLESAW might make an impression...

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ExtraBaconPlease said:
Dude, that is creepy as ****. The scariest thing i've experienced was about 10 years ago but i remember it clear as day. It was the middle of the night, i was in the car with my parents driving home from an interstate weekend trip visiting family. Everything is pitch black except for the speed signs and whatnot that reflect your headlights....anyway, we are driving along and i notice something reflecting the headlights like a speed sign. But it isn't a speed sign. In bright orange standing on 2 feet is this creature/human THING on the side of the road looking at our car/right at me, holding a big walking stick or something. I about shit myself and scream out to my parents "LOOK" and the claim they don't see anything. As we pass it i turn around and look through the rear window to see if its still there and its gone but i see the walking stick it was holding just fall to the ground........
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So I love this kind of stuff. To preface my story, first, no alcohol had been imbibed prior to this point (there was quite a bit drank afterwords), second, I consider myself to be pretty critical and not prone to believing many of these kinds of stories, but this made me a believer. My best buddy growing up was Brad and he was like a brother to me. We were headed out to his place north of Green Bay towards door county. Anyway, we were on the relatively quiet country road out to his place at about 10:00 pm. As were driving, right at the distance where you can start to see where the light shines, I saw a figure that stood 9'-10' tall. As we got closer it crossed the road. It was covered in shaggy long grey/white hair and a slightly elongated face. Similarly to Robdude's story it didn't move like a human. It was hunched over and moved quickly, not like all the fake sasquatch videos you see where they lumber along. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me so looked over at my brohiem Brad and his face was white as a ghost. I asked him if he had seen what i saw and he just nodded. I knew him for another 3 years after that and we never talked about it again... definitely one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
 
Ok, guys.... I spend way too many nights in the woods... I ALWAYS have to get out of my hammock to water a tree once a night.... what am I gonna do now???
 
Just Mick Dundee that $hit! big ass blade in one hand and snowcone maker in the other. At least you can feel a little safer while you are being watched by the Slender Squatch wolf ;)
 
Second hand story.... but from my best friend. He tells no one this story for fear of being called a 'nut'...

Hunting in the piney woods of East Texas he came across a huge furry upright creature. Very thick woods... Shotgun in hand. The creature belted out a harrowing scream. In his words, it "chilled him to the bone..." He was paralyzed with fear. Now, this man is a very experienced outdoorsman and hunter. A burly man in his own right whom I've never known to have fear of anything. The exact kind of guy you don't want to meet in that dark alley, but desperately want in your foxhole.

I asked why he didn't shoot, and he said he just couldn't move... But then as quickly as it appeared it was gone....

He won't talk about it. He says it was the 'yeti'... I believe him.

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willic said:
Ok, guys.... I spend way too many nights in the woods... I ALWAYS have to get out of my hammock to water a tree once a night.... what am I gonna do now???
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I personally carry a torch and knife into my hammock. I think we all say we aren't scared of the dark but secretly are...just a teeny bit ;)
 
kdstrick said:
Second hand story.... but from my best friend. He tells no one this story for fear of being called a 'nut'...

Hunting in the piney woods of East Texas he came across a huge furry upright creature. Very thick woods... Shotgun in hand. The creature belted out a harrowing scream. In his words, it "chilled him to the bone..." He was paralyzed with fear. Now, this man is a very experienced outdoorsman and hunter. A burly man in his own right whom I've never known to have fear of anything. The exact kind of guy you don't want to meet in that dark alley, but desperately want in your foxhole.

He won't talk about it. He says it was the 'yeti'... I believe him.

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Yeti or Sasquatch :eek::o:foot:
 
One time, one my first wild camp... a opossum bumped my foot thru the tent wall and I almost shot holes in my tent.... scare Alabama Opossums

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ExtraBaconPlease said:
Yeti or Sasquatch :eek::o:foot:
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Could've been an abominable snowman too! (abominable as a reference to the smell as the story is told)

It could all be just a giant hoax....


But what motive would American Indian tribes have to "invent" the Sasquatch? Naturally they predate the national enquirer...


Many cultures have identified the Bigfoot, yeti, sasquatch, etc, etc, etc.... that all predate media sensationalism. For this reason I believe it is real.

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