Marketing strategies etc…

Then you post a song:

I'M Coming Home:

Oh life on the outside ain't what it used to be

You know the world's gone crazy and it ain't safe on the street

Oh it's a drag I know, there's only one place to go

Baby back where I come from, I'm comin' home


Oh life on the inside ain't what it used to be

you know the kids gone crazy and they stick you for a slice of cheese

Oh it's a drag I know there's only one place to go

Baby back where I come from, I'm comin' home

(Hey man, I got an idea. I know a way that we can get outta here. You know that laundry room in the cell block 4, well there's a tile that goes, we'll go right through the floor. We'll be in Mexico, a week and a half. we're gonna sit back and laugh)

Oh yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lights out baby and it looks like the en for me.

Last meals coming and it looks like chicken and rice and beans

Oh, well it's a drag I know, but everbody's gotta go

They're waiting for me down below, I'm coming home

I'm coming home, Oh yeah, I'm coming home

-Cheeseburger
 
yes Nick is dreamy

and NIN has much good to hear you jsut have to listen glad to hear im not the only one that likes them
 
Is the square root of 6561 really 81?????

What if 6561 is really the square root of 81, but all these years you were so busy believing what you'd been taught in "school" that you never took the time to think about that.

And who are teachers anyway? I suppose you'd like to believe they're educators??? Well next thing you know you'll be saying aeronautical engineers are rocket scientists!!!!!

You can want to say they're rocket scientists, but not just anybody can be a rocket scientist!!!!
 
...and while we're talking about rocks, I think it would be good marketing to just tell your customers that your knives are made of rocks, 'cause steel starts as rocks, and then we put it in a box, and force our will upon it, and make it something that it just naturally is not. If we let the steel just be rocks though, it's not trapped inside the box yo!

Or maybe just tell them you're stoned.....

-d
 
Karl B. Andersen said:
...even though he is not a customer of mine...
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That's only because you won't sell me that sweet JS#1 hunter. :p

Thanks for your kind words Karl. And just so you know - I have never required that my friends agree with me on everything or anything.

Nick - dude, I just sprayed my keyboard with my morning coffee - HILARIOUS!

Roger
 
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bell
I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening
All over this land
I'd ring out danger
I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a song
I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening
All over this land
I'd sing out danger
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Well I've got a hammer
And I've got a bell
And I've got a song to sing
All over this land
It's the hammer of justice
It's the bell of freedom
It's the song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
 
Sam Salvati said:
You guys bring tears to my eyes :D

maybe the title of this thread should be like, how to be a douche like taigoo, wait, that's not scientifically possible
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Often copied but seldom equaled. :D

An only child
Alone and wild
A cabinet maker's son
His hands were meant
For different work
And his heart was known
To none --
He left his home
And went his lone
And solitary way
And he gave to me
A gift i know i never
Can repay

A quiet man of music
Denied a simpler fate
He tried to be a soldier once
But his music wouldn't wait
He earned his love
Through discipline
A thundering, velvet hand
His gentle means of sculpting souls
Took me years to understand.

The leader of the band is tired
And his eyes are growing old
But his blood runs through
My instrument
And his song is in my soul --
My life has been a poor attempt
To imitate the man
I'm just a living legacy
To the leader of the band.

My brothers' lives were
Different
For they heard another call
One went to chicago
And the other to st. paul
And i'm in colorado
When i'm not in some hotel
Living out this life i've chose
And come to know so well.

The leader of the band is tired
And his eyes are growing old
But his blood runs through
My instrument
And his song is in my soul --
My life has been a poor attempt
To imitate the man
I'm just a living legacy
To the leader of the band.
 
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Tai Goo said:
It was funny the first time...
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Look, I'm just saying, cosmically, and with the current theories regarding multiple universes, than Monster Magnet would come out on top. But it's all good, so long as you do what you feel, right?

I'm simply reinforcing that I would use Monster Magnet as my musical choice of marketing strategy because they kick so much ass.

Who's gonna teach you how to dance?
Who's gonna show you how to fly?
Who's gonna call you on the lame-dope-smoking,
Slackin' little sucker you are?

Who's gonna get you from behind?
Who's gonna ring your little bell?
Who's gonna con you into buying a television set revolution they sell?

When are you gonna blow the game?
When are you gonna blow the screen?
When will you tell them that the crap doesn't last
And you found a way to make your own dreams

The crap doesn't last and you found a way to make yourself scream

Well I died a million times
And I picked my culture well
And I built myself a gate
They can all now go to hell

I'm never gonna work another day in my life
The gods told me to relax
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right
I'm never gonna work another day in my life
I'm way too busy powertripping
But I'm gonna shed you some light

Get down!

Who's gonna teach you how to dance?
Who's gonna show you how to fly?
When you get tired of the crap baby move over here and maybe buy some of
mine

I'm never gonna work another day in my life
The gods told me to relax
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right
I'm never gonna work another day in my life
I'm way too busy powertripping
But I'm gonna shed you some light

I'm never gonna work another day in my life
The gods told me to relax
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right
I'm never gonna work another day in my life
I'm way too busy powertripping
But I'm gonna shed you some light

Powertrip - Monster Magnet
 
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