Don't get me wrong, I'm a beer with a Jameson back guy and carry a Native 5 lightweight, but sometimes we all need to treat ourselves to something ludicrous. It's a quality of life thing.
Hell, I'm sitting here sipping on some domestic suds, sharpening my Emerson Traveler, catching up on some Archer episodes and eating Cheetos. What could be more manly American than that dammit?
Christ, I'm getting ready to start singing the Star Spangled Banner over here. Alright, maybe that part isn't manly but I can live with myself.![]()

Ahem.



