You LNT'ers can keep your poop tubes - I'll be off the beaten path making sure the Cleveland Steam Train arrives on schedule to the cat hole I dug with my fixed blade. Guaranteed nobody will even know it ever happened.
I'm still laughing, this is great, thanks!!!! I agree wholeheartedly!
In the UK we have the North and South Downs. [...]
Ok, as a huge Tolkien fan, I have to ask you this, what is a down (I keep picturing the Barrow-Downs in my mind)? Is it a burial ground or something else? Thanks!