My snark-shake brings all the boys to the yard...

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I took my daughter ice skating for the first time today, 3 years old but she loved every minute of it.

Wife, daughter and stepdaughter (safety yellow).


Went to the liquor store later and found a local brewery's offering on sale, I bought a case.

 
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Murphnuge said:
I took my daughter ice skating for the first time today, 3 years old but she loved every minute of it.

Went to the liquor store later and found a local brewery's offering on sale, I bought a case.
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aaaaaand??
you posted that image 4 minutes ago. what's the verdict?
 
Chameleonbear said:
I vote a combination of Guyon's and your suggestion. Get coked up, start doing nefarious things, then fire a shot in the air and accuse some random guy for doing it. Maybe put one in his leg also, just to make sure everyone is still on their toes... Except for him of course, it's hard to stay on your toes when you have a 9mm slug in your leg.
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Bren ten is a 10mm. He puts one of those in a guys leg the guy might not have much leg left to stand on! Still, the guy deserves it for killing whomever you're falsely accusing him of killing that never actually got murdered.
 
Murphnuge said:
I took my daughter ice skating for the first time today, 3 years old but she loved every minute of it.
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I took my boy skating (also 3) using hockey skates. He loved it until he fell... then it was game over haha.
 
He still likes it. Its just hard to get him motivated to going again. I can see his "type A" personality starting. He gets it from the wife.....
 
LOL, my son ever winter claims to love ice skating so what do we do every winter... Well we take him ice skating and about 5 minutes into it says this is horrible! I can't even stay up!! When are we leaving. LOL I love every minute even the complaining.
 
daizee said:
aaaaaand??
you posted that image 4 minutes ago. what's the verdict?
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Duh, it's beer.


TBL said:
I took my boy skating (also 3) using hockey skates. He loved it until he fell... then it was game over haha.
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I thought y'all were born with skates on. Isn't that why all Canadian women insist on protection, to avoid getting sliced up during child birth?
 
Murphnuge said:
I thought y'all were born with skates on. Isn't that why all Canadian women insist on protection, to avoid getting sliced up during child birth?
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Common misconception (tee hee). We Canadians are born with skates but like everything else we grow into them. Also like everything in the world, some people are better at some things then others ;)

I was skating around the same time as walking. I credit my parents for being awesome ;)
 
TBL said:
Common misconception (tee hee). We Canadians are born with skates but like everything else we grow into them. Also like everything in the world, some people are beter at some things then others ;)
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I've got a Mohawk buddy I served with from up near Quebec that is a demon on skates.
 
Well its currently -1C outside... and my hot tub is sitting at 105F. Time to pack a pipe, grab a beer, and go for a dip.

Nighty night!
 
Guyon said:
Just not at the Ka-Bar booth if, in fact, you're an asshole. :D (Gus, I'll tell you the story in person.)
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Geez man, I said I was sorry. :(

worldwood said:
Quite the coincidence with the name and picture.
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There's only one gmoneyluv, I'm pretty sure of that :p

710 said:
Ya everyone here is like, that's so stupid!
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It's not gonna happen. It would be even more of a mess than it already is. I put about as much stock in that as I do in states seceding from the Union again... just some blowhards talkin' to hear themselves talk.

worldwood said:
Oh i get it now, if the world ends for them we still get another day :D
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Right, that's why I check the news from Australia every morning :thumbup:
 
daizee said:
what happens in Guam stays in Guam. Trust me, it's better that way.
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I visited Guam once on business, and the Navy LCDR that was escorting us explained that the reason that Guam always looks like they are recovering from a typhoon is because they are always recovering from a typhoon. This was 2004 or 2005, and I believe they had one of the "super-typhoons" the season before.
 
Meet the only thing more deadly and ferocious that a snark. A shorse!

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Looks like a good time Murph. We used to go ice skating, and roller skating as kids.

On a side note, I just smoked the biggest cigar I've ever had. Made me sick, haha.
 
The Warrior said:
Looks like a good time Murph. We used to go ice skating, and roller skating as kids.

On a side note, I just smoked the biggest cigar I've ever had. Made me sick, haha.
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You're not supposed to inhale. Unless.....it was one of those left-handed "cigars". But those don't really make you sick, unless you go overboard with the munchies.
 
The Warrior said:
Looks like a good time Murph. We used to go ice skating, and roller skating as kids.

On a side note, I just smoked the biggest cigar I've ever had. Made me sick, haha.
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Thanks Dubz, I managed to stay off my ass. I wasn't as graceful as I used to be, but I never fell.

Cigars, man Ark brought some good ones to Ethan's awhile back. I smoked like 3 in a few hours. My lips and tongue tingled the rest of the night.
 
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