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Anybody got any good dressing recipies?
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Had the best dressing recipe at one time, or rather it was told to me, and lost, because we were incredibly drunk whilst making it. I think that is the key. Be drunk, and it will come out fine, even if you just fill the thing up with nilla wafers and butter.
 
At least the humidity isn't too bad for a change. 39% is all. Feel like is 106°.
 
I keep a steady stream of human coolant coursing through my system, 12 ounces at a time.
 
Breaking local news: A woman didn't want her boyfriend driving drunk, so she shot him. True. Damn I love Kentucky.
 
Breaking local news: A woman didn't want her boyfriend driving drunk, so she shot him. True. Damn I love Kentucky.

drunk people arent that easy to talk to. I once had to take down a buddy, who was literally running home through a cemetary after a fight with his GF at the bar, he said he could make it all the way home, when in fact we were about 15 miles from his place. he then tried to tackle me 3 seperate times, all to which i easily dodged and he ended up face first in a muddy cemetary. If i had a gun ida shot his dumbass
 
She had to, Drinking and driving is illegal.

typically, shooting people is illegal to. discharge of a firearm within city limits (perhaps).. intent to cause grievous bodily harm/etc.

hope she goes to jail ;)

him? i hope he dumps her. that's just messed up. oiy.
 
You don't accidently date someone that is crazy. You realize it and deal with the consequences. I'm sure he knows that his girl would shoot him if he didn't act right, but he must have thought it was worth it for some reason. Maybe the "crazy lovin." I'll bet he stays with her as he's probably crazy too.:)
 
and my wife doesnt realize why i wont teach her how to load a shotgun.......there are too many boys night outs that would end up with me pull double-ought outta my ass
 
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