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OREGON FAL'ER said:
You sir, Now have my attention!
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Well, I was thinking of something along the lines of what's under Mad Max's car, but it realistically wouldn't be a bad idea to hit all the bolts with the perma-loctite (the red stuff, I think?). I mean, how many times do you think you'll actually have to swap out a cat? Maybe you can line some of the upper, out-of-sight areas with razor blades, so when they try to get better leverage to overcome the loctite, they earn a paw-full of hurt.

Anyway, better luck on the next one. There's just a tiny amount of of platinum in the cat, but I think some of the same guys who rip copper wire out of empty houses find a way to salvage it, or sell it to a shady fence-type who salvages it.
 
Holy crap, I've never heart of a catalytic converter being stolen off a vehicle. Can you electrify the entire exhaust or something? Maybe a sleeve of acid that will pour out when they separate the pipes... perhaps an open-circuit alarm btw the cat and the header with a big frackin' speaker under the vehicle so it deafens the bastard when he breaks the circuit. Hmm, I like that one. yeah, with an exploding paint grenade so you can identify him more easily since he won't be able to hear you yelling "HEY YOU!!".

-Daizee
 
They don't unbolt them. They cut them off with battery operated sawzalls. Gone in 60 seconds.
 
Damn. I guess your only recourse is to mount a few battery operated sawzalls up under there to cut off the blades of the ones the meth-heads will use. Or just weld a bunch of crap to it to make stealing it a PITA
 
Happy birthday to me.......awe thanks guys for remembering that so nice of you haha jk :D. It is my bday tho so be extra harsh with your commentary today
 
Get up at the crack of dawn and fish for birthday wishes, why don't you? :D

Hope you have a good one.
 
Well, the day has come. I've rung up all threes, and it's time to hang up the pimp hat.
 
Guyon said:
Get up at the crack of dawn and fish for birthday wishes, why don't you? :D

Hope you have a good one.
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Yeh plus I gotta go back to work today. Terrible planning on my part to end my vacation the day before my bday.
 
Happy Birthday! Now shut yer yapper and get to work.
 
Guyon said:
Well, the day has come. I've rung up all threes, and it's time to hang up the pimp hat.
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I'll PM my info and you can send me your hat, mod logon/password, and Beckers. NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN!
 
Happy Birthday Clich, finally 13 huh?

Your gonna start finding hair in places you never thought possible.....:eek:
 
Flexxx said:
Happy Birthday Clich, finally 13 huh?

Your gonna start finding hair in places you never thought possible.....:eek:
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The hair you are going to find is Flexxx's. They get left there after he does his business. You might have a bit of difficulty sitting down for awhile after he gives you your birthday present.
 
DerekH said:
The hair you are going to find is Flexxx's. They get left there after he does his business. You might have a bit of difficulty sitting down for awhile after he gives you your birthday present.
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And Derek know's this from experiance, I did the same to him when he was in his early 40's.
But your young and will heal fast clich, Derek still has a ruff time sitting down..........:D
 
I'm busy setting up a perimeter...I warned everybody in Barlow about the Durians. Bastards. Thanks for the heads up.

Passing out BK2s. Apparently they work well on them...
 
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I wasn't speechless, it is just hard to talk when you have a ball gag in your mouth.
 
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