New Contest - Big prize!

We had once thought about doing a contest for the first person to capture the neigbors cat and shave all it's hair off with an ESEE knife, or something like that. Then I sugessted how about the first person to cut their little toe off with an ESEE knife and mail it to us, but Mrs Shotty shot that down (no pun intended)

How about cutting my secretary at work with an Izula bad enough to need 5 stitches? Actually it was her fault but I'll accept the prize. :D
 
Cool prize! And the dates work out extremely well for me this year, right between quitting my job and leaving for an expedition.

Great prize, but what's the contest?
 
We had once thought about doing a contest for the first person to capture the neigbors cat and shave all it's hair off with an ESEE knife, or something like that. Then I sugessted how about the first person to cut their little toe off with an ESEE knife and mail it to us, but Mrs Shotty shot that down (no pun intended)

Tried shaving a cat, but the knife slipped. Do I still win?

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Them knives sure are sharp.
 
We're waiting on the forum gurus/Gods (Shotty, Tony and Ms Shotty) to come up with a contest, so blame it on them :D
 
Na, I can't blame them. Any date will be a bad timing for someone.


When I finish college, I'll be able to afford a RAT class ;)
 
Na, I can't blame them. Any date will be a bad timing for someone.


When I finish college, I'll be able to afford a RAT class ;)

Do it before you have a wife, a mortgage and bills.

Don't let Mrs S do it, she'll rig it so she wins. Like a contest of who can stand up under the bed, who can limbo under a knee high fence, etc. :D
 
Do it before you have a wife, a mortgage and bills.

Don't let Mrs S do it, she'll rig it so she wins. Like a contest of who can stand up under the bed, who can limbo under a knee high fence, etc. :D

go easy on mrs s. ....someone has to get the stuff off the bottom shelf at the store.......lol.....just kidding...but not really
 
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