New Contest - Big prize!

if you go with the beauty contest - di I have to post a picture of me, or will it just be whoever sends in the best picture?

also - gray ghost - I'm with dizwolf. you had me at redheaded lass...
 
1066vik said:
if you go with the beauty contest - di I have to post a picture of me, or will it just be whoever sends in the best picture?

also - gray ghost - I'm with dizwolf. you had me at redheaded lass...
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YES and Jeff would rather you dress in drag.
 
"You have to be in average physical shape to complete the course."

I think I'm considered above average shape so this would probably hurt me! :P Would still fun to try it out though!
 
1066vik said:
luv, it's gonna be tough to find something that fits - I have a coworker that used to be a size 24 that might be close, but...

and what about the beard?
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leave the beard. get the dress! it's not like someone's gonna save the pictures and make a video. :p

JNieporte said:
Jeff;

Criteria met. Where should I send the toe?
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oh honey, send it right to jeff!

Stump_250 said:
"You have to be in average physical shape to complete the course."

I think I'm considered above average shape so this would probably hurt me! :P Would still fun to try it out though!
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there is a group doing a contest to get in shape and reach goals. try it! :)
 
Ok. . . Now what?

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I am with you Gray Ghost, I would totally rock a dress through a ESEE survival course to do it for free.
 
I'd like to make a joke about shaving your neighbours pussy and cutting of a (camel)toe..
But I've heard you Americans have other humor than the Dutch..

Still, I think I hit 2 flies in 1 swat :D
 
I don't think anyone realizes what a man will do for a good prize. And that was just for a Fire Kit. (It's in my EDC BTW, thanks Diz!) Don't worry newbies, there's a cold beer, an RC-4 and Glock 19 in my tactical satchel there.

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Skills contests are great or I can beg and plead, either way.

Humiliation, ridicule.....it's good to see you back Jeff! This hijacked thread reminds me of the forum of 2009. :D
 
I thought about it for awhile. A humiliation thing would be humorous, a self mutilation by less than lethal devices would be viewable, and entertaining.

But the best idea i came up with that transcends skill set, in most cases except a slightly higher than normal computer proficiency maybe.

Instructional material on bushcraft, the more detailed the better, no need to wing it, you can research your topic, and then choose a media to convey your material. Power point presentation, also you could use the FREE and very functional OpenOffice.org version, so cost isn't an issue, you have to have a computer to get on BF, so you can't complain about lack of hardware. You could do the ever popular you-tube video, but not everybody has audio visual equipment. The reason for the instructional media is that it is very difficult to ascertain effort in some cases i.e. the pictorial threads. while nice they don't show 100% of it IMO, not clowning the folks that do them, just saying for a trip like this, an affirmative show of effort should be obvious.

So I'm thinking that choosing a topic and the best presentation wins.

Or we can all just find out who has the lest need of vital appendages.
 
Gray Ghost said:
It involved hiking boots, a rubber chicken, a tootoo, a red headed lass, and 300 people watching. Gotta love Burning Man events!
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Geez, and I thought you were one of the guys at the last Genitortures concert. . .

Hey, I did the toe thing a couple years ago. You want just the toe or the whole jar? Do I get extra credit since it has part of the metataursal attached?




BTW on a serous note: I notice a lot of guys saying "down there" -- Jeff said this was for a Woodland ops course, the Amazon thing MIGHT be next year. So don't go videotaping yourself tasering your scrotum just yet.


Hey, there's an idea. . .:eek:
 
Cpl Punishment said:
Geez, and I thought you were one of the guys at the last Genitortures concert. . .

Hey, I did the toe thing a couple years ago. You want just the toe or the whole jar? Do I get extra credit since it has part of the metataursal attached?




BTW on a serous note: I notice a lot of guys saying "down there" -- Jeff said this was for a Woodland ops course, the Amazon thing MIGHT be next year. So don't go videotaping yourself tasering your scrotum just yet.


Hey, there's an idea. . .:eek:
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please don't give him anymore ideas! after yesterdays plethora of emails i felt the need to drink massive amounts of mind bleach and shower in clorox.

AND don't mail us your toe............. :barf:
 
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