Ninjas vs Pirates

tsf said:
Well, the pirates are kicking butt over at convinceme.net. Must be more pirates ou there.
Terry
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Well, I did repost this in the PIRATES COVE and I think they took up the challenge. Pirate solidarity and all. Ninjas are not looked on kindly there.
 
I guess there is no Ninja Cove. I don't think Ninjas have very many friends. Where are you Danny? Where are the FONZ (Friends of Ninjasz).The Ninja way must be defended!
Terry
 
1. bad ninjas die off (ref:last samurai)
2. you never see good ninjas. (if you do see one, he's not a very good ninja)
3. easy to become a pirate, hard work to become a good ninja
 
C.S. Graves said:
Buncombe! We need to get you to some old Sonny Chiba movies!
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ah, so! i was obviously mistaken in my belief that the ninja was supposed to sneak in unseen, do his job and get out, again unseen. why do they not wear international orange florescent ninja suits then? they could be seen a lot better. we could always put flashing led's all over them to assist in making sure they are observed.
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can a ninja sail the seven seas-if so is he still a ninja or does he automaticly become a pirate?

inquiring minds want to know
 
I am no expert on either group, but I am guessing ninjas spend more time enduring pain and less time pursuing pleasure than pirates do, so I can readily tell you which group I'd rather hang with. As far as who can kick who's posterior, I don't really care as much about that as I do about who is buying the next round... ARRRRRGGGHHHHH!

:)

Eric
 
the second you get on a boat with bad intentions as a member of the crew, ninja ID card or no, you become a pirate.
when you get off the boat, if you go back to normal,then youll be a ninja again.
if you get off the boat and look for a "rent boy", then you are still a pirate
 
I dunno magnum, a career of theft & pillage is a hard sell for Santa's Good list. But as Mae West said, 'Ooh! Goodness has got nothin' to do with it.' <--which reminds me: Pirates get the chicks!
 
what if spoils are collected solely from defending against other pirates. we defeat our attackers, who have already shed the innocent blood, and take all their booty. maybe corrupt beaurocrats. heck we'll even free their slaves. no rape and pillage, just the spoils of war. kinda like nautical robin hoods. would that qualify as a pirate? if not, forget it. i'm votin ninja...unless my demands are met with a third party candidate: sailor.
 
Magnum22 said:
what if spoils are collected solely from defending against other pirates. we defeat our attackers, who have already shed the innocent blood, and take all their booty. maybe corrupt beaurocrats. heck we'll even free their slaves. no rape and pillage, just the spoils of war. kinda like nautical robin hoods. would that qualify as a pirate? if not, forget it. i'm votin ninja...unless my demands are met with a third party candidate: sailor.
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Arrhhh! that sounds allot like me first profession, matey. we called oursel's
the US Coast Guard. Had our own flag an' everythin'.
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here our brother service, the canadian coast guard be stoppin' illegal sealers:
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the vessel wiff the jolly roger bes the good ship farley mowat and is assisting the cg icebreaker in running down them evil sealers....she belongs ter the 'sea shepherds', so's we pirates ain't all bad.
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bah.

given a particular historical period, let's keep in mind that pirates used firearms.
 
AVAST YE MATEYS...There be a new adult pirate movie comin out next year says I........It be rated "ARRRRRRRGH"
 
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