Ninjas vs Pirates

we use guns, always have. let's settle that debate right now... I nfact, we invented a kind of pistol that looks like a sword. You draw your short sword and BAM, tigger the guy.
 
Despite DannyinJapan calling himself a ninja "we", the ninjas are extinct and pirates still pose a significant global concern.

Pirates win.
 
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vs. pirate cat

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time for an anti-zombie ninja-pirate alliance? i have me trusty bronze ball-peen hammer and me kukhris all set an' waitin' by the mizzen (or muezzin if'n ye be islamic) مؤذن that is....
 
Let's face the reality: fast Zombies are a threat to us all... :eek:


Mike

And they are now fun at all. The ending of Dawn of the Dead was pretty darn disturbing.

time for an anti-zombie ninja-pirate alliance? i have me trusty bronze ball-peen hammer and me kukhris all set an' waitin' by the mizzen (or muezzin if'n ye be islamic) مؤذن that is....

If they be fast zombies I'l take all the help I can get AAAarrrrrrrr.
Terry
 
LOL.I guess inn that situation the slow ones would be preferrable.

Well, that all depends on Magnum22's personal stamina. >;-D

The zombie could also use a ball gag. Hmm, does luvin' the undead count as necrophilia?
 
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his arse, and the bartender ask him - "why do you have a steering wheel sticking out of your arse?" the pirate replies - "arrrggghhh it's driven' me nuts!"

Pirates all the way - pilage, plunder and p***y anyday verses assasination and doing a samurai's dirty work.
 
I like ninjas but i'm half a pirate.... what to do.... what to do... ????:confused:

This picture resume my toughts :D
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Can i like them both equally ?

Olly
 
I like ninjas but i'm half a pirate.... what to do.... what to do... ????:confused:
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Can i like them both equally ?

Olly

Arrrhhh! we be tryin' ter negotiate a ninja-pirate alliance against ther zombies, maybe ye could assist, as ye be arf n' arf.
 
why dont we mix ninjas and pirates and come up with a new hybrid kind of warrior, sort of an Indiana Jones...
 
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