NMFSHLE. . . . . The Game Is On. . . Help Needed!! (Contest)

Get him this for lunch :D!

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Just tell him Scarlett Johansson is outside and she wants a knife to go with her Black Widow costume for the Avengers sequel:D
 
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Get a whoopie cushion and have someone rip a monstrous fart immediately after the pricing is nailed down.......at the same time send out the newletter!!!

How can Jerry not be hysteriously laughing for at least a handful of seconds, buying you just enough time to send out the newletter!!!:D
 
Unplug his PC from the network, hide his computer mouse and put a bottle of scotch, a package of fried bacon and cigar on the keyboard. He will quickly forget why he was trying to login and drift into doing what alpha boars do. Once he is a little into the scotch, have Lexi ask him how the Nuclear Seahorse idea was conceived. That's at least an hour discussion. When he pulls out a Seahorse to explain the finer points of inspiration, Lexi will naturally, reflexively puke her lungs out all over his desk, rendering the computer completely useless.

Meanwhile, you can be emailing away those details we are all waiting for! No fuss at all :) Probably a pretty normal day at the Busse office, actually, so he'd never suspect any foul play.

(Or put one of those screen saver pics on his machine with you and Lexi smiling...those eyes never fail to mesmerize)
 
Get Laura to make a bleu cheese and bacon cheesecake like Amy-0 did
 
Drive your new red convertible into the building! That will distract him for sure. Make sure you dont hit the part that affects knife making, processing or shipping.
 
I think you could distract him by having someone call his cell phone and pretend to be the IRS and tell him he is being audited. But first you could download the app that lets you disguise your number and name on the caller id. Tell him he needs to meet with them immediately at a certain location. Most business owners worst nightmare is dealing with the IRS.
 
rlacan71 said:
Slip some Ex-Lax intio his coffee. While he is exploding yesterdays dinner into the trash can like in Van Wilder I think it was, you can post first with all the time in the world.
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This just may be the best one yet!!!..:thumbup::D:thumbup:
 
It's all about LUKE!
Family is over infi and bacon!
Tell Jennifer to tell him that Luke said his first word; dady? infi? or something not too great to not make a too strong "false happyness"
Sure he will run to his house to get him in his arms!
 
Tell him you're coming into work topless (in your convertible of course, but leave that part out) and to be outside at a certain time. Then leave a bottle of walker there. He'll have no idea what hit him the next day.
 
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Get a whoopie cushion and have someone rip a monstrous fart immediately after the pricing is nailed down.......at the same time send out the newletter!!!

How can Jerry not be hysteriously laughing for at least a handful of seconds, buying you just enough time to send out the newletter!!!:D
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Wow, did not read the thread before posting. Whoops -hah!
 
Tell Jerry that you need to talk to him after the meeting. Let him know that while at the Blade Show you met a famous knife expert lets say "" NUTNFANCY " and have been continuing a long distance relationship and are now pregnant. Ask him for his fatherly advice on what to do next. While he is thinking about what to say to you and picking his jaw off the floor go send the newsletter.
 
Lady Cop singing telegram with real handcuffs. Tip her big for the keys.
 
Just get a couple of skunks and a gass mask,you will have the whole building to your self. I belive you`ll have plenty of time to send out the newsletter.
I suggest you keep the mask when ditching the skunks though, aaait?:barf:
 
Go to the meeting braless and when he goes to post pull up your shirt. Then when he is paralyzed by your womanly beauty send out the newsletter.
 
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