NMFSHLE. . . . . The Game Is On. . . Help Needed!! (Contest)

Hide his keyboard or his network cable. If he uses a wireless connection turn the card off.
 
How about keeping it simple.

At the end of the meeting give him a huge hug of gratitude for the opportunity to work for such an awesome company.

While embracing the big fella...launch your e-mails that you typed during the meeting. You can see the screen on your device, he can't see yours. But he can read this...he may do the same thing while in the embrace.

So....

Maybe you could also use a buddy system. Have a trusted ally on the phone via Bluetooth headset (laying on the table or palmed in your hand while your phone is tucked away) repeat the pricing for clarity to the friend. Have them hit send on your behalf.
 
put super glue on the keyboard...he might get the price typed in but he won't be able to hit enter:D
 
It's almost Halloween. Have everybody at the shop dress up like bottles of Blue Label. He'll be so crazed that he'll be running around talking to himself and grinding "Nuclear Seahorse II".
 
Send me the email NOW!! Call me......leave your phone on speaker and take me into the meeting.........I'll be quiet, I Promise..........when I hear the price I'll forward to the rest of the swine....I promise ;-)......oink oink

The beauty of this logic is that your email will be time stamped prior to the meeting..........I'll edit with price..........and you're winner, winner....chicken dinner!!
 
To decide on the price, you'd also have to judge the NMFSHLE's performance. Suggest you test one out on Jerry's computer.
 
After pricing is determined tell him you really think he should give them out for FREE :D! When he passes out :0 send the email :). With the price listed at FREE :) we will wuv you for it and you will win!
 
You can pre written your newsletter with full details, and all the receipients, leave the price blank. Once you got the go ahead to send the price, you just hit send from you iPhone. E mail is always quicker to go out than posting to the forum.

Or you can send an e mails to all of us just before the meeting start, to signal all of us to overload aiming to shutdown the forum so Jerry can't post.
 
I didn't go through all the suggestions but is it possible to send the newsletter from your phone or other such device? You can set up the email with the price blank until its finalized. You'd be able to send it right from the meeting.

Doh!! already mentioned
sam.t said:
You can pre written your newsletter with full details, and all the receipients, leave the price blank. Once you got the go ahead to send the price, you just hit send from you iPhone. E mail is always quicker to go out than posting to the forum.

Or you can send an e mails to all of us just before the meeting start, to signal all of us to overload aiming to shutdown the forum so Jerry can't post.
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monk3yfist said:
Can't you just show him this and hit send while he's entranced?
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Now THAT should take his mind off everything else! :thumbup::D:thumbup:

Thanks for posting that by the way!;):thumbup:
 
Over Kill said:
Pull the fire alarm after the meeting!

*Have a little kid do it because it would be a felony if you did. Claim it was an accident. Poor little kid didnt mean to pull the fire alarm. Hey it happens. While your "little helper" pulls the fire alarm, amidst the chaos slip into your office and get that email out!

*Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for this. I would advise you not to do on a more clear head but i have been drinking whisky...
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I just thought of a more legal way to fo this! Schedule a fire drill for right after the meeting. When the firefighters come have a firefighter go inside and rescue a nice bottle of whisky for Jerry.
 
It's going to be $647, so just post it now and win! Do I win anything for posting it first? If you need to know how I came about this price, just pm me.
 
Spill Coffee on Jerry's keyboard or make the keyboard wireless by snipping the cable. :) :thumbup:
 
Coordinate the following with Jennifer first:
Tell Jerry that the kids are indefinitely holding the liquor cabinet AND the Busse museum hostage with their HACKS and if he doesn't go home immediately they will start distributing the contents to all of their underage friends.
There are enough of them now to to pull that off even if those things are in multiple locations. :p
 
Oh, and the actual price is not the same thing as the "approximately" posted 3 x payment price, so unless the actual price is $647.01 the price still hasn't been posted. ;)
 
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