NMFSHLE. . . . . The Game Is On. . . Help Needed!! (Contest)

[Lexi]

Hide his keyboard or his network cable. If he uses a wireless connection turn the card off.

Can't hide his keyboard, it glows in the dark...and also just so happens to be waterproof, good idea though!

 

[Lexi]

Coordinate the following with Jennifer first:
Tell Jerry that the kids are indefinitely holding the liquor cabinet AND the Busse museum hostage with their HACKS and if he doesn't go home immediately they will start distributing the contents to all of their underage friends.
There are enough of them now to to pull that off even if those things are in multiple locations.

LOL Tim, love your imagination!

 

[Major Kong]

Is it today yet?

 

[Over Kill]

Is it today yet?

It will be today in about 2 weeks.

 

[BePrepared]

Is it today yet?

I was thinking that a few hours ago... they must have had a late meeting.

Or maybe Pokey took ALL our suggestions, and Jerry is currently in a coma, unconsciously trying to pry a bottle of JWB off the floor, and everyone at the shop is laughing too hard to post the price.

 

[retrocon]

Before the meeting...

dig a big hole in the parking lot... fill it with cigar ashes.

put a sign next to it that reads "Busy Nifes"

Tell Jerry, at the end of the meeting, that there's a problem outside, but you'll go with him to maintain fairness on the bet.

When Jerry comes out, he'll see the sign, get mad, and attempt to correct it, at which point, you kick him in the ash hole.

While he's trying to get out, you send.

 

[Flatsman007]

I'm gonna go with the classics, Ex Lax in the coffee and itching powder down the back of his neck.
While you have him squirming get the price down to $597.

I vote for him, $597.00 sounds the best.

 

[wcmd]

Just tell him ladies first!!!
wcmd.

 

[kniferMan]

Yeah with the economy and all... In the 500 range I'd doable

 

[MADDMAN]

BBQ Delivery for the "janitor" just before the meeting... messy fingers make for some s-l-o-w typing, and 1 lunch is cheaper than 5!!!

 

[Gravelface]

Super glue on the keyboard. Or toilet seat.

 

[masterj]

Cut power to the Shop, his house, and hide his phone.

 

[Andy the Aussie]

A couple of girls in those Busse Yellow bikinis should take his mind off what he wanted to do...

 

[lozdesign7]

Just prior to posting........A guest star appearance by Eric the Pirate.......IN DRAG!

 

[lozdesign7]

With his Technicolor dream shoes!!!!

 

[amdmaxx]

All suggestions are excellent. All submissions should qualify for a $100 discount.. Whadda ya say Pokey?

 

[Georgecatl]

All suggestions are excellent. All submissions should qualify for a $100 discount.. Whadda ya say Pokey?

:thumbup:.........

 

[Georgecatl]

Jerry has posted the specs for the NMFSHLE but the price is yet to be posted. Our pricing meeting is tomorrow.. . . :thumbup:

Jerry and I have a bet as to who will post the price first.. .

Pokey G.

What happened...........................???
Did they take each other out................are they both laying there in a dilereous heap?

Should someone call 911?

 

[kniferMan]

What happened...........................???
Did they take each other out................are they both laying there in a dilereous heap?

Should someone call 911?

I agree, someone call 911!

 

[Tom Kanik]

All suggestions are excellent. All submissions should qualify for a $100 discount.. Whadda ya say Pokey?

Amaxx, I like the way you think!!!..:thumbup::thumbup: