+ 1 for Council!
Twindog, as I promised...this is Carlos when he was somewhat younger...out of some old school Belgian blood...80 lbs of piss and vinegar (although he does look like a sweet innocent pansy in most pictures, his head was full of outrageous ideas

):
From the beginning, he was a handful. The textbook example of "what-your-first-dog-should-not-be-like"

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He was a very stubborn, dominant, high prey (and every other type of) drive you could imagine.
He did not read the "Malamute's user manual", so he didn't know he was supposed to love all people and not be the best bodyguard for my wife

. Interestingly, he was very social around eveyone - grown-ups, kids (NEVER hurt anyone), other well-behaved dogs, but God forbid someone lay a finger on her. He'd lauch to grab you from your face if you threatened her; he's never been protection trained, that was all instict. He started behaving like after her father died.
One day, he grabbed a big harmless mosquito from the air (they're like 2 inches long but don't bite) as my wife caught glimpse of it and let a little scream out.
I don't remember ever seeing him afraid of anything...his only encounter with a bear was a real, stuffed one and he was out of control trying to get it

. The only dog fights he got in were broken by my 100 pound wife while the other party was helpless (even big men, shudder...) - he wouldn't take kindly to huffing, puffing and posturing from other bug dogs, and he'd do his best to get their neck. You had to be quick.
He didn't like Gypsies. You can safely call my dog a racist. You can imagine the hilarity that ensued when, at a dog show, a judge wore a rather funny-looking hat that, in Carlos' head, was a clear mark of a Gypsy. Then this Gypsy had the audacity to try grab him by the balls, as real judges do

. They were kicked out from the show

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The other thing he was interested in at any dog show was finding the biggest dog, lock eyes with it and try to get it. He was sneaky about it, too. Good thing he was under her total control. (We run a dog daycare so she is handling heavier dogs than her routinely.)
However, this wasn't like that always. Two times he got away in the fields. That was back when you'd be sure that Carlos would always answer and come back. Once my wife walked for an hour looking for him along with a swearing shepherd whose flock he has "herded" away. When they finally found him, all the sheep were unharmed and gathered together. A single one was away from the group, safe and sound. Carlos was laying right between the flock and that one. The poor animal wanted to get back with the group. He'd just lazily stare at her and she'd freeze right on the spot. The second and last time he got away, he herded some pigs. All in all, no victims, but he had to take a good bath afterwards.
Every once in a while you'd get up to screams and cries. You'd know it's a hedgehog screaming murder from his jaws, as he was doing his best to kill it, his blood mixing with that of the prey. But as I said, he was stubborn and would rather bleed to death than let go of that poor thing. I don't know if this was the stupidest and most durable hedgehog the world has seen (really crafty at scaling fences or digging underneath btw), or they had tons of them in the garden, but this would happen like every other week. We've never found a dead one and they all left on their feet.
His favorite pass time was laying by the gate and waiting for unsuspecting people to pass. They could not see him and he had like an inch of visibility under the gate. When they were close by, he'd start barking like a psycho. Our old, beat-up car had quite a few bends on the hood - they were "ass impressions" from scared people jumping on it. His eyes would lit up and he'd be sooo proud of himself.
Poor guy is a former shell of himself, neutered after having testicular cancer, but every once in a while he'll still give me some attitude

. He's still Adriana's boy and I'd better remember that there's respect and love between us but he's been there first and he let me in his yard.
I'll rue the day I won't have Carlos "the Jackal" (or "the terrorist", as our vet called him...they had a love-hate relationship...) around. Although it seems he's been holding on to dear life forever, I just wish death would forget about him.