OE's wtf GIVEAWAY... Let's be Creative

1. ZT Tactical Whistle
2. Saves sheeple from us evil knife and gun whackos. Pisses people off. Allows you to be an interactive crowd member at sporting events. Good for Drill Sergeants, coaches. What can't you use a whistle for?
3. Metal, String, ball thing inside that makes whistle work.
4. None really, just expands ZT into a new demographic.
5. Self Defense, can be used to deafen people or can be swung and used to strike people. Easily concealable, lightweight, can be taken on planes.
6. Optional diamond encrusted version for the gansta crowd that wants more bling with their ultimate self defense tool!
 
1. Name: Kershaw Fat Boy (pimmped out Gentleman's Chubby knife)
2. Uses: Gentleman's knife
3. Materials, Durability features: A Modified Kershaw Chubby, heavy metal handles for added heft with G-10 inserts. Plain VG10 blade or the denser MIM (like the offset) blade polished to a mirror shine or..dare I say it...damascus - same shape as the Chubby's blade with a a finger choil so you can choke up on the knife an allow the smaller handle to better fit in the hand. some jimping or texture engraved into the back half of the spine for better control. Fill in the back of the handle with a textured piece. or a wood handle with brass liners like the current Kershaw Gentlman's knife. a Stone topped thumbstud for opening, no AO.
4. The Need this product fills: Just think super-classy gentleman's knife in the configuration of the Chubby providing a big knife heft in a small powerful package. Wider and thicker than your average gentleman's knife but still the perfect size for those who work in an office or are condemned to wear a suite.
5. Key value or feature: Small and powerful, and great looking too.
6. Wild card issue: My apologies to Harley and everybody here who's knife anatomy terminology is better than mine.

Inspired by the recent arrival of a Ker1440 from Snap-On. I love it. The wide (tall?) blade is great. I do find myself wanting to choke up on it but can't because the blade edge extends all the way to the handle. If the handle and blade came together like a Spyderco lava (sorry, first example I could think of) so the index finger would be safely positioned under the blade where it meets the handle it would be perfect. I just love that short wide blade.
 
1. Name: Kershaw Fat Boy (pimmped out Gentleman's Chubby knife)
2. Uses: Gentleman's knife
3. Materials, Durability features: A Modified Kershaw Chubby, heavy metal handles for added heft with G-10 inserts. Plain VG10 blade or the denser MIM (like the offset) blade polished to a mirror shine or..dare I say it...damascus - same shape as the Chubby's blade with a a finger choil so you can choke up on the knife an allow the smaller handle to better fit in the hand. some jimping or texture engraved into the back half of the spine for better control. Fill in the back of the handle with a textured piece. or a wood handle with brass liners like the current Kershaw Gentlman's knife. a Stone topped thumbstud for opening, no AO.
4. The Need this product fills: Just think super-classy gentleman's knife in the configuration of the Chubby providing a big knife heft in a small powerful package. Wider and thicker than your average gentleman's knife but still the perfect size for those who work in an office or are condemned to wear a suite.
5. Key value or feature: Small and powerful, and great looking too.
6. Wild card issue: My apologies to Harley and everybody here who's knife anatomy terminology is better than mine.

Inspired by the recent arrival of a Ker1440 from Snap-On. I love it. The wide (tall?) blade is great. I do find myself wanting to choke up on it but can't because the blade edge extends all the way to the handle. If the handle and blade came together like a Spyderco lava (sorry, first example I could think of) so the index finger would be safely positioned under the blade where it meets the handle it would be perfect. I just love that short wide blade.

The contest was for a ZT product, non knife
 
1. Name: Kershaw Fat Boy (pimmped out Gentleman's Chubby knife)
2. Uses: Gentleman's knife
3. Materials, Durability features: A Modified Kershaw Chubby, heavy metal handles for added heft with G-10 inserts. Plain VG10 blade or the denser MIM (like the offset) blade polished to a mirror shine or..dare I say it...damascus - same shape as the Chubby's blade with a a finger choil so you can choke up on the knife an allow the smaller handle to better fit in the hand. some jimping or texture engraved into the back half of the spine for better control. Fill in the back of the handle with a textured piece. or a wood handle with brass liners like the current Kershaw Gentlman's knife. a Stone topped thumbstud for opening, no AO.
4. The Need this product fills: Just think super-classy gentleman's knife in the configuration of the Chubby providing a big knife heft in a small powerful package. Wider and thicker than your average gentleman's knife but still the perfect size for those who work in an office or are condemned to wear a suite.
5. Key value or feature: Small and powerful, and great looking too.
6. Wild card issue: My apologies to Harley and everybody here who's knife anatomy terminology is better than mine.

Inspired by the recent arrival of a Ker1440 from Snap-On. I love it. The wide (tall?) blade is great. I do find myself wanting to choke up on it but can't because the blade edge extends all the way to the handle. If the handle and blade came together like a Spyderco lava (sorry, first example I could think of) so the index finger would be safely positioned under the blade where it meets the handle it would be perfect. I just love that short wide blade.

good idea nontheless, but you really need to read the rules. 50 posts to qualify is one of the rules. good idea though
 
You'll be fine, OE...

Perhaps some of my family's "medicine" might help you! We've been in the "stabilizing" business for many years!

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need some of that right now ;)
 
OE, the USPS doesn't like it when I mail the stuff, but send me your addy...I'll pack it up real good and slap some of Sandy's "IV Medications" stickers on it, and it'll get there just fine!
 
Personally, I'd have to agree with Noshtero. *not entering*
Good luck to everyone.

A ZT Backpacker's Hatchet sounds great. Something quality, relatively low-priced, and most of all, durable and functional yet still has some "style" to it.
 
OE, the USPS doesn't like it when I mail the stuff, but send me your addy...I'll pack it up real good and slap some of Sandy's "IV Medications" stickers on it, and it'll get there just fine!

(wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more!;)
 
Thank you everyone for entering, I READ THEM ALL! I had a hard time judging between serious and funny. Plus, I'm not KERSHAW and I didn't do a very good job of planning so Thomas could judge. Perhaps if I had asked him?:confused: Oh well. I will post the top 3 here and hope he actually reads them all for ideas. I think there are angles even in the funny ones. this was very hard for me because there were several serious contenders. Congrats to all for showing kershaw how much you want one of their knives ;) and making the loss of this knife, well worth the fun for me.

AND THE WINNER IS....!!!!!!!>>>>>>
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Howz about this: A ZT Multi-tool on steroids! And I'm not talkin bout them sissy things now available. I want a honker! At least 7 or 8 inches closed!

1. ZT Survivor (ZTMT)
2. Being a multi-tool, it would do just about anything! It should have pliers with a cutting edge in them. fold out blade, saw, awl, screwdrivers (phillips and straight), pry bar, and glass breaker, for a start. Finish should be matte black and have a pocket clip and or MOLLE applications.
3. Materials should be very tough - perhaps D2 tool steel. Handle grips of G10 or trac-tec.
4. No one makes a multi-tool that can stand up to even the slightest punishment. This could become the standard of military LBE or police applications.
5. The key feature would be the fact that it's a ZT Survivor! Kershaw's ZT toughness and customer service!
6. The wild card? It's a combination of ZT's toughness and ergonomics in a package that isn't available to anyone now.
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<CONGRATS SPX...REGARDLESS OF ANY OTHER MULTITOOL, I CAN'T COUNT HOW MANY MAGAZINE ARTICLES I'VE READ ON WHAT KNIVES OUR SOLDIERS/ERT ETC ARE USING. ALMOST ALL OF THEM INCLUDED SOME MULTITOOL. WHATEVER THE FEATURES/MATERIALS ETC., ZT COULD JUMPSTART AND REDEFINE THE MULTITOOL, imho. MAYBE NOT 8" CLOSED ;)... BUT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ALMOST ENDLESS... again imho. I FEEL KINDA FUNNY JUDGING THIS SINCE I'M NOT KERSHAW (i didn't plan well ahead for Thomas), BUT I JUST THINK THIS COULD BE AN OBVIOUS GAP TO CONSIDER. I CAN IMAGINE IT MIGHT BE FUN TO SEND THROUGH R&D. CONGRATS SPX... OBVIOUSLY OTHERS SHARED YOUR IDEA, BUT YOU WERE JUST TOO QUICK AND DEADLY>


comedic HONORABLE MENTION: (but no prize, sorry)

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1. ZT Toothpick
2. Got something HUGE and/or DANGEROUS in your teeth? This is the tool for you.
3. It would have to have a VG10 core, with G10 grips
4. I've always wanted a toothpick that can be used in defensive situations as, can be used as a multi-purpose tool, as well as cleaning your teeth very well. So far, all toothpicks are wood and useless. Ever try to pry a lock open with a wood toothpick?
5. A VG10 core will allow you to sharpen the tip to extreme levels, letting you get into even the smallest gaps in teeth. The G10 handle will ensure no slips, and is resistant to wear.
6. Obviously, for a weapon as intense as this, no person under 18 should be able to use it. There will be a trainer model for people who have never used a high-end toothpick.
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<I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR HUMOR, AND I LOVE THAT YOU GAVE THIS CAREFUL ENOUGH CONSIDERATION TO INCLUDE A TRAINER MODEL FOR YOUR TACTICAL TOOTHPICK. PERHAPS THOMAS WILL CONSIDER THIS IDEA FOR THE E.T. GUILLOTINE? (i love the ET btw!)>

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ALSO, HONORABLE BECAUSE YOU WERE SO CLOSE WITH THIS VERY COOL IDEA, AND WELL THOUGHT OUT:
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Oddly enough I think I'm going to go serious on this one

Name
ZT0600 Crash Axe (Crash Axe based on Strider CR Crash Axe http://www.arizonacustomknives.com/products/?id=5567)

Uses
Door breaching, fire fighting and general mayhem

Materials, Durability features
High Quality Synthetic Handle, S7 Tool Steel bits, Keep the cantilever action, Lose the titanium head to reduce costs (replace with S7 or other durable tool steel). The overall design lends itself to interchangeable bits and bit types so you can have the right tool for the job.

The Need this product fills
To round out the ZT line. A full set of heavy duty tools will be available to Fire Fighters, LEOs and Military personel all in one convenient place. All tools will have a consistent quality across a line. Similar hardware (screws et.) to existing models allow for quick easy field repair and lowering of production costs. Interchangebale hardware and bits will allow the tool to be offered up to multiple government entities for larger contract orders of knives, axes et by making minimal changes. Basically making ZT a onestop shop for stuff you can bet your life on.

Key value or feature
The key feature in a product like this would be the added energy transfer afforded by the cantilever design over a fixed crash axe. Also see number 4.

Wild card issue
Quality crash axes are a novelty in the market, yet there are invaluable to fire fighters and such. It is likely that there is a market for this tool.

The issue the whole argument hinges on is that there is a hole in the ZT line that can be filled by an existing Strider design retooled with less exotic materials to reduce price. Kershaw is already using the Strider name and Strider designs so adding the crash axe would also be a continuation on an already established theme. It seems that all of the pieces are there so it would be a natural fit for Kershaw/ZT.
 
Congrats, SPX! Another win! Thanks for the mention, OE, no need to be sorry about not giving me a prize. You're already giving out ONE knife. Enjoy the knife, SPX, it's a nice one!
 
Congrats SPX, you did a good job stealing my sure victory! :P

Your idea is a lot more useful than my Rock-Hard Headphones... actually your product would be awesome for people in the military, police officers, and people who actively use tools, but need something on par with the actual separate tools, unlike a common multi-tool.

Really, a multi-tool should be a combination of tools in such a manner that you do not sacrifice strength, ability, or reliance.
 
One of these day....one of these days...

Congreat SPX! and be sure to post pics once you receive your new toy!
 
WOW! I wake up after a night of side-splitting laughter in Slade's thread and find this! I am honored and humbled. Thank you OE for your generosity, and for being straight up with your decisions. Congrats to the others, and to all that entered, and perhaps somewhere down the line we'll see a decent multi-tool!

To Thomas: If this item should ever see the light of day, I'd respectfully request it be named the ZT Special Purpose Xtreme Tool, Original Edition, or ZT-SPXT/OE! A little bit of me, OE and this thread will live on forever!

Thanks again OE, and I'm sure something to help "stabilize" your spirits will be forthcoming!

Wow, I still can't believe it! Thanks again!

Brad
 
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