OE's wtf GIVEAWAY... Let's be Creative

Just pick the top three in your opinion and let Thomas pick a winner.

Crayons? Cookies? :confused:
You must be a kindergarden teacher. :D

sorry, the power has already gone to my head... Thomas is out, I'm in. Deal with it*

*and my sense of humor
 
I've never bothered with a multi tool before because I can't find one that isn't serious compromise on quality. So here's your chance to build one that everyone would want

1. Name - A to Z-Tool A multitool with a firestarter embeded in one handle and a knife sharpener attached to the other, also have a very good blade that isn't cheap stainless as well as tools that won't twist off if you really need to use the screw driver as a pry bar and pliars with a solid grip that can withstand a lot of torque
2. Uses - Everything - it's a multitool
3. Materials, Durability features
4. The Need - this product eliminates having to choose to leave behind firestarter, or shapener, or multitool
5. Key value or feature - Build it practical and big enough to use, don't try to make it compact.
6. Wild card issue - Avoid being just anothe leatherman or multitool knockoff. the challenge will be building something that isn't wimpy like all the others. Don't even try to compete with the others, build this as rugged and durable as possible make the leatherman hang it's head in shame
 
Axes,Hatchets,Prybars...It seems I got to this thread too late:mad:.I really love that JYDII composite though.:D
 
I got on the QT that ZT already has a small game/varmint/deer rifle in the works...a "friendly" Kershaw employee in their weapons development department sent me a pic of the prototype! This is supposedly a "scaled down" version...

ReallyBigGun.jpg
 
Name: The ZT H3 – High, Heavy, and a Hellava Lot!

Uses: Fleecing the uber rich out of their unearned money

Materials: Proprietary Static Dissipative Polymer (Armageddon, Armageddon!).:eek:

Need: To eliminate people who are full of $h!t with extreme prejudice (A Zero Tolerance policy).

Key Value: Marketed to politicians, Hollywood elite, and the simply stupid.

Wild Card: Call it the ultimate in personal spa treatment and sell a dollars worth of material for hundreds of dollars. Swweet!
 
1. Name[,zt 1000 vehicle escape and survival tool ''vest''
2. Uses [ cutting seatbelt, breaking window glass, loud whistle to ad a rescue, Bright LED rescue beacon/flashlight
3. Materials, Durability features[ no potentially harmful features '' to others'' recessed cutting edge/ Hook for cutting seatbelts and clothing for first aid purposes, heavy G 10 body or similar material for durability in day glow orange or yellow for visibility if dropped possibly also black for discretion and law enforcement use/aesthetics, spring-loaded carbide point for easy glass breaking, recessed and protected LED light, and cut out for whistle. Also small compass. and cell phone type clip for attaching to belt, or seatbelt for quick and easy deployment. Must be secure enough to not dislodge doing accident.
4. The Need this product fills [ Emergency product that can be carried at all times at any spot in the car, home or on the person, without possible law enforcement consequences, possibly barring federal buildings in air flights.
5. Key value or feature[ Rescue/ survival and emergency circumstances, key companion piece to zt knife of choice
6. Wild card issue,[ price point unfortunately/ no worry of law enforcement questioning of this item, especially in conjunction with the presence of a knife. On one's person or in the car.
 
I got on the QT that ZT already has a small game/varmint/deer rifle in the works...a "friendly" Kershaw employee in their weapons development department sent me a pic of the prototype! This is supposedly a "scaled down" version...

ReallyBigGun.jpg

Um.... looks like Leupold needs to make bigger scopes! :eek::eek:
 
I got on the QT that ZT already has a small game/varmint/deer rifle in the works...a "friendly" Kershaw employee in their weapons development department sent me a pic of the prototype! This is supposedly a "scaled down" version...

ReallyBigGun.jpg

Ok, I'll admit ignorance since no one else will... or maybe I'm just not used to seeing GOUS (Guns Of Unusual Size).... but what the f is that???? :D
 
In simple terms, it's called Gun - Big!

Actually it's the seven-barrel AN/GAU-8a 30mm Gatling gun. Found in the nose of the A/OA-10 Thunderbolt, otherwise referred to the Warthog.
 
I remember going to an air show when I was young and putting my fingers in the barrels. All I could think was," And I wanted a new .22?" Still love it when the Hogs are down in the mud and buzzing my place! Just makes you want to salute!
 
I remember going to an air show when I was young and putting my fingers in the barrels. All I could think was," And I wanted a new .22?" Still love it when the Hogs are down in the mud and buzzing my place! Just makes you want to salute!
Sounds like you're somewhere in the flight path from Whiteman? Slow and ugly, but they get the job done! :thumbup::thumbup:
 
Don't know, maybe. I gets to sees the B2 all the time as well. Really cool to watch them perform an aerial refuel!
 
Yep, sounds like Whiteman...All B-2's and a bunch of A-10's are based there (509 Bomb Wing and 442 Fighter Wing).

http://tinyurl.com/3a8gus (Some Blackhawks, some Thunderbolts, and some T-38 trainers visible here)
 
1. ZT 5000 Writing Implement w/ Window Breaking Tip.
2. As the title states, writing, and breaking out a vehicle's window in an emergency.
3. Window Breaking Tip will be made of some hard alloy such as Tungsten Carbide, or ? Fisher Space Pen Refills to be used for the Writing Implement.
4. This product will fill the need that we all have, a readily available quality writing implement, which can also double as an emergency escape tool, or defense weapon.
5. Key Features will be this ZT Tool will have a low "Sheeple" Factor, as it will not appear to be anything other than a pen.
6. Wildcard feature: Pens are just cool!
 
1. ZT extermination kit
2. for killing those pesky lil buggers (meaning rodents. though children and brits do apply).
3. hollow point g-10 spike (for explosive impact!) fired from your Glock 9mm. comes in 9 and 12 round clips. also poison tipped version availible to LE and military.
4.what need does this fill other than the morbid enjoyment ofthe user? inhumane extermination? no thats for PETA
5. lots of enjoyment to keep you young! hours upon hours of simple fun!
6. the chance of being mentally disturbed for the rest of your life!

this is from my friend (who cant compeat, but this is just funny :D ) anduril89 or my buddy peter (be afraid is he as bad as i am in humor sense :D)
 
You could always give it to those in need... I might be in need, if we can submit more than one idea ;) :P

i only did two ideas because i could, and im a weirdo, so it all works out. besides the first one is my official one.
 
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