OE's wtf GIVEAWAY... Let's be Creative

1. ZeroSun
2. flashlight ranging from barely on to 'crispy'
3. Made of one block of ti
4. When on tactical missions reading the paper at .04 lumens, no one likes to have to switch to scorch by half-pressing...new assisted levels spring-loaded bezel selector uses speedsafe technology to rocket through any useful level to an eye-removing, skin-cancer inducing, Nasa notifying 3000 Lumens.
5. First speedsafe flashlight.
6. Powered with plutonium cells.

Thanks OE, it's late and mine is pretty lame so hopefully someone does better than me (though we need to get the ZT proto hello kitty edition clippers in here).
 
I am a multiple handgun owner. And a multiple rifle owner. And a multiple shotgun owner. Not unsurprisingly, I am also very, very poor.
 
phil000 said:
1. ZeroSun
2. flashlight ranging from barely on to 'crispy'
3. Made of one block of ti
4. When on tactical missions reading the paper at .04 lumens, no one likes to have to switch to scorch by half-pressing...new assisted levels spring-loaded bezel selector uses speedsafe technology to rocket through any useful level to an eye-removing, skin-cancer inducing, Nasa notifying 3000 Lumens.
5. First speedsafe flashlight.
6. Powered with plutonium cells.

Thanks OE, it's late and mine is pretty lame so hopefully someone does better than me (though we need to get the ZT proto hello kitty edition clippers in here).
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This was good for a laugh. Thanks! :D
 
I own guns...revolvers, semi's, big bore, rifles, shotguns, and 2 I'm not really supposed to have!
 
1.) ZT Wrecking Crew

2.) Concealed protection

3.)Solid 3/4"-1" 3-5" overall. pointed kubotan end and prybar at opposite end, Milled titanium kubotan/[rybar with small, removable spikes designed to fit between fingers in a punch situation.

4.)Solid defense tool. It could be used also as a small demolition tool.

5.)defense when you need it. Also, the smaller it is the more it can be carried on a key chain or nicely concealed. Handy little demo tool.

6.)Not sure of legality to carry and someone will probably use one to enter a house that isn't theirs( not that this tool would make someone do that).
 
Late, I believe.... 11:30PM PST, 2:30 AM EST... just to clarify. I've read a lot of them, but I will start going through them all again earlier today/tonight so It doesn't drag out too far (the decision) ;)
 
Gee, thanks, Ray...why don't you just bring it up again! :D

D'oh! I just did it again! :eek:
 
Don't be a hater, bro...life's too short! If ya really want to hate, move to France...seems they hate everything there!
 
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