Off Topic: Support Thread for Longtime Sufferers of Snarkalepsy

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Over in the place which shall not be named, they use OMGWTFBBQ fairly often. That always amuses me... I'm thinking of designing a specific knife just to use that name. Of course it will have to be huge, wildly expensive and include at least three different grinds...

I can hear the TV and radio commercials now... "At long last, introducing the all-new limited-edition THK super-duper-steel Nookyalar OMGWTFBBQ-APM (I'll tell folks it means "all-purpose-mammyjammer" so Guyon doesn't sue me) with glow-in-the dark scales and genuine fetal-wolf-leather sheath!!" Naturally, I will need someone with a powerful booming voice to be the spokesman... I wonder if Sam Elliot is busy...

You could make it part halberd, part shovel, part cocktail skewer, and part banana. APM.
 
I had the best apple fritter of my life. Oddly enough it was from safeway too. Go figure. Crispy on the outside and moist in the midle. :D
 
WOOhoo, My watch sold at the listed price.


If you dont spend money immediately it disappears anyway right?

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I hate heartburn! I'm dying here.


eat about 5 tums and slam a pepsi..then tell everyone to stand back and wait for the volcano to explode..



This is some great scenery, just beautiful country. I have been there once mountain bike riding at slick rock. The aerial shots are just amazing...

[video=youtube;r6CSqU7r3JM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r6CSqU7r3JM#t=12[/video]
 
I hate heartburn! I'm dying here.

Heartburn sucks, try the herb slippery elm, or aloe works some too, but it can be a laxative as well HAHA, A little black licorice goes a long way sometimes and as a last resort chewing gum does indeed help after a while, 30 minutes or so. just please for the worlds sake chew it with you mouth closed :D something about the saliva helping to wash the acid away or something like that.

Not a fan of pills, not a fan of man-made synthetic crap when mother nature provides so much. But i get heartburn and it can indeed suck bad sometimes.
 
eat about 5 tums and slam a pepsi..then tell everyone to stand back and wait for the volcano to explode..



This is some great scenery, just beautiful country. I have been there once mountain bike riding at slick rock. The aerial shots are just amazing...

[video=youtube;r6CSqU7r3JM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r6CSqU7r3JM#t=12[/video]
Cool video.
 
Women are pretty inventive. The wife is making these handle cozies so she can keep her camp paring knife in one. I'm thinking sharpener, bic lighter....etc. the whole multi-use thing.

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I think I'm going to go orange so she can sell some this stuff.
 
Women are pretty inventive.

I think I'm going to go orange so she can sell some this stuff.
Yes they are, and yes you should. I really like the bag she made the jerky came in. Really nice. :thumbup:
 
Women are pretty inventive. The wife is making these handle cozies so she can keep her camp paring knife in one. I'm thinking sharpener, bic lighter....etc. the whole multi-use thing.

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I think I'm going to go orange so she can sell some this stuff.

Now thàt is really cool, trade. Additional points for the Opinel. Opinel, Victorinox and Beckers are my favourite knife-buddies for sure :)
 
eat about 5 tums and slam a pepsi..then tell everyone to stand back and wait for the volcano to explode..

I thought you said "5 turns". If chasing wild birds kills heartburn, more power to ya. But don't be surprised if you get issued a citation for harassing wildlife.
 
Women are pretty inventive. The wife is making these handle cozies so she can keep her camp paring knife in one. I'm thinking sharpener, bic lighter....etc. the whole multi-use thing...
I think I'm going to go orange so she can sell some this stuff.

Heck yeah!
 
I thought you said "5 turns". If chasing wild birds kills heartburn, more power to ya. But don't be surprised if you get issued a citation for harassing wildlife.

I wouldn't recommend eating a tern, lol.

I had a friend that would make what he called "death water" Tablespoon of baking soda in a glass of water and slam it.. has the same effect of neutralizing and releasing the gasses.. I tried it a few times, taste like hell but it works..
 
You mean like the M-18? :-D

If you like Cbear, I can stamp OMGWTFBBQ on yours.....Of coarse I will have to buy the rights from Terrio first, but what do I care, I'll just add the expense to YOUR bill! :eek:
 
And I'm back. In the chatroom that is.

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