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Never said I was smart. Sometimes negative attention is better than nothing. My heifer is currently pregnant with my 3rd and last child so no booty for me
 
Rolled edge said:
I refer to all females as heifers
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Only behind their backs I bet.... That might be ok in TN, with depressed white women with low self esteem, but you come on over here and call one of these rican or black girls a heifer and see how well it works out for you....

I made the mistake of calling my wife the "B" word once.... She punched me hard as hell right in the nose and told me she aint afraid of me, and next time she would grab the gun.... I havent called her a name since LMAO...
 
DerekH said:
So not to derail the current train, but the Becker Photo Scavenger Hunt thread is one of the best things I've seen in here for a long time. Lots of fun, lots of interaction for people that may not be able to get outdoors, it's awesome. Good job Nikki. You should win a something.
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Agreed.
That thread has definitely piqued my interest and im looking forward for another opportunity to post.
 
I am 3 times the size of my wife and she scares me sometimes.. crazy redhead scorpio tiger.. 100 lbs of attitude..
 
Had wings for lunch because my coworker bought and I couldn't pass up a free lunch.. just plugged it into the calorie counting website and :eek: holy-moly! 1541 calorie lunch! Guess I am skipping dinner tonight... at least tomorrow I am working about 15 hours for my part time job, I will probably walk about 10 miles tomorrow throughout the day.. working the annual Margarita Contest.. as long as the rain lets up it should be a fun time.
 
Hey Dubz, the cookies are fantastic! Please thank your lovely wife and give her my compliments. Thank you for sending them.
 
I have a question for the married guys, how many of you actually got down on 1 knee when you proposed?

Just curious, I was watchin TV and this girl was making the guy get down on one knee to propose, so i was wondering...I didnt, with us it was completely random... I said something along the lines of, why dont we just go ahead and get married, she said for real? LMAO then we, just us 2, went to the courthouse and that was the end of our wedding.... I screwed that all up... I think she might make me regret that one day LoL. I prolly should give the woman a real wedding once we move back down to Florida near family.

So how did you propose?

I bet Guyon said hey, im collecting wives and id like to make you number 325 LMAO
 
worldwood said:
I have a question for the married guys, how many of you actually got down on 1 knee when you proposed?

Just curious, I was watchin TV and this girl was making the guy get down on one knee to propose, so i was wondering...I didnt, with us it was completely random... I said something along the lines of, why dont we just go ahead and get married, she said for real? LMAO then we, just us 2, went to the courthouse and that was the end of our wedding.... I screwed that all up... I think she might make me regret that one day LoL. I prolly should give the woman a real wedding once we move back down to Florida near family.

So how did you propose?

I bet Guyon said hey, im collecting wives and id like to make you number 325 LMAO
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I never proposed to my wife - talked about it a couple of years into dating her & she totally gave me the stiff arm, like "I'm not so sure about marriage", so I let it drop. She finally had to ask me, whereupon I graciously accepted.
 
Valentines day, I laid it on thick, 3 dozen long stem roses for valentines, delivered by hand to her work(by me). Special dinner and a swanky restaurant. End of the meal I asked her, "So was this a great Valentines day?" She replied "Yes" I said "Can you think of any ways that I can make it better ?" She said "No" I said "I can" and got on one knee right there at the dinner table and offered her the ring. Didn't have to ask, she said "yes yes" and started crying. Was my Grandmothers engagement ring, a Tiffany's ring from my grandparents era.(My grand parents were 45 and 40 respectively when my dad was conceived, and Im 40 now so its an antique.) Been together ever since. Dating for 15 years married for 8.
 
worldwood said:
I have a question for the married guys, how many of you actually got down on 1 knee when you proposed?

Just curious, I was watchin TV and this girl was making the guy get down on one knee to propose, so i was wondering...I didnt, with us it was completely random... I said something along the lines of, why dont we just go ahead and get married, she said for real? LMAO then we, just us 2, went to the courthouse and that was the end of our wedding.... I screwed that all up... I think she might make me regret that one day LoL. I prolly should give the woman a real wedding once we move back down to Florida near family.

So how did you propose?

I bet Guyon said hey, im collecting wives and id like to make you number 325 LMAO
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I was told I had to get married.
 
worldwood said:
I have a question for the married guys, how many of you actually got down on 1 knee when you proposed?

Just curious, I was watchin TV and this girl was making the guy get down on one knee to propose, so i was wondering...I didnt, with us it was completely random... I said something along the lines of, why dont we just go ahead and get married, she said for real? LMAO then we, just us 2, went to the courthouse and that was the end of our wedding.... I screwed that all up... I think she might make me regret that one day LoL. I prolly should give the woman a real wedding once we move back down to Florida near family.

So how did you propose?

I bet Guyon said hey, im collecting wives and id like to make you number 325 LMAO
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I got down on one knee. Took her to a place at the lake where we kissed for the first time. She had no idea what I was up to.
 
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