james terrio
Sharpest Knife in the Light Socket
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I bet Guyon said hey, im collecting wives and id like to make you number 325 LMAO
I used to ask women if they wanted to be my next ex-girlfriend. Oddly enough, sometimes it worked.

That's a cool story. Mine isn't as involved or interesting as some of y'all's. I did ask her parents for permission first, though. Ang and her folks all liked that.After 9/11 I was just thinking, what are you waiting for and I spent a lot of money on a ring and waited until her birthday and I kept playing it up that we needed a new lawn mower so on her birthday I brought her out to the backyard and she was looking for the new mower. I got down on one knee and she said what are you doing, where is the damn mower?.. I started proposing and choked up a little and she said what the hell are you doing? and I pulled the ring out and she was blown away.
How many of you did the old fashioned thing and talked to the parents before hand? I did.
Yup. I told them all my dirty little not-so-secrets and they still gave me the OK.
