Order of KAI Official Hang Out; Part Deux - It's Enrico Palazzo!

[metsfan]

So, I live in a nice little neighborhood, and I try and keep my lawn looking nice and everything. So I have these local dog walkers (I suppose they live in my neighborhood somewhere). that always let their dogs piss and crap in my yard. Now they do clean up the crap, but I'm having a bit of an attitude about it. I'm not a pet owner myself, but am finding some resentment building up towards the pooch's. I should mention that I don't always see the offense, so I can't confront them.

How do I keep the dumb neighbors dogs from using my lawn as a public toilet?

Put up a sign that says...

"My lawn is NOT a toilet. Keep dogs off of it."

Maybe put somewhere that you work in a knife factory...

 

[DapperDan]

You could do this in the owners yard.
[video=youtube;PA6HYvaXdHU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA6HYvaXdHU[/video]

 

[VENI VIDI VICI]

Wonder if "gino was here" would be a perfect sig for KAI corp.

 

[JuJu-]

Dig a moat around your property. Add gators. That should just about eliminate your dog problem.

You'd get my contract endorsement, followed by Mario, then Daymon!

My answer would be to put bear traps in the front and a snipers nest in the bushes!

Mario play nice now!

Cool little gaw Dave!

 

[flarp]

How do I keep the dumb neighbors dogs from using my lawn as a public toilet?

Paintball sentry gun...

 

[VENI VIDI VICI]

Thanksfor the volt man, what was the ocasion?

 

[9blades]

Well made it 200 miles from my hotel and it appears we need a fuel pump...you people are post whores. Congrats to whomever got the 0801, Gino, you are awesome! Mario/Manny, you are two of the funniest people I know!

So, I live in a nice little neighborhood, and I try and keep my lawn looking nice and everything. So I have these local dog walkers (I suppose they live in my neighborhood somewhere). that always let their dogs piss and crap in my yard. Now they do clean up the crap, but I'm having a bit of an attitude about it. I'm not a pet owner myself, but am finding some resentment building up towards the pooch's. I should mention that I don't always see the offense, so I can't confront them.

How do I keep the dumb neighbors dogs from using my lawn as a public toilet?

I'd put up a sign. If you want to go all out you could sprinkle some wolf pee around your yard...eBay is amazing

Paintball sentry gun...

I'll sit in your yard if I get to shoot that!

What's up people?

 

[KnottyEagle]

Yummy! Hot dogs and burgers on the grill.

 

[JuJu-]

Well made it 200 miles from my hotel and it appears we need a fuel pump.

Is it in the tank or outside the tank? That blows either way!

 

[9blades]

Is it in the tank or outside the tank? That blows either way!

Haven't the slightest idea...my dads the car man in the family haha. Regardless it's a drag..

 

[seelow123]

This Southard is amazingly smooth. I'm in awe.

 

[KnottyEagle]

This Southard is amazingly smooth. I'm in awe.

Did you forget to take out that you're wanting to buy one out of your sig?

 

[greeenie]

o burn

 

[seelow123]

Did you forget to take out that you're wanting to buy one out of your sig?

No. i'm just too lazy to take it out

 

[daveb068]

Thanksfor the volt man, what was the ocasion?

Levity.

 

[daveb068]

Here it is VVV. Remember to remind me around Wednesday where to ship.

 

[northend816]

Im thinking of doing a give away but want to do something different and fun. Anyone have any ideas??

 

[TotalDbag]

Here it is VVV. Remember to remind me around Wednesday where to ship.

Congrats VVV. I appreciate the offer BTW.

 

[KnottyEagle]

Im thinking of doing a give away but want to do something different and fun. Anyone have any ideas??

You must make a video of one thing you like to do in your backyard.

 

[northend816]

Thats not a bad idea at all.....but that could get x rated lol