PB & Snark, Quartered with No Crusts

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As I live and breathe... you're a dog shit poet!

I have been playing with poetry since i was a little kid.... I just dont broadcast it LOL

But here lets have a little fun with it.......

Warrior,
A big ass guy with hands like an ape,
A detailed eye, photos take shape,
Now back to work it must be fate,
Boring or not get paid, dont hate.

Doc,
Great advice comes with age,
Hungry monkey full of rage,
Lock him up in a cage,
Throw in doc, place your wage!

James,
Grind away what does not cut,
Jimp it all from tip to butt,
Shine it up real nice and clean,
And now you have Terrio's dream!

Murph,
We all know he likes his beer,
But his gas is something we must fear,
So when the smell starts to linger,
Dont get mad, just give him the finger!


Now this was done pretty quick, but you get the idea LMAO
 
Damn WorldWood! Awesome stuff.
You should write a book of poems all about the Beckerheads! Ill take two copies.
 
Jimping costs extra.

I need a new avatar. Some other rascal stole mine :grumpy: Any ideas? Maybe I should have a contest...
 
Damn WorldWood! Awesome stuff.
You should write a book of poems all about the Beckerheads! Ill take two copies.
I'll take one given it isn't $10.
Jimping costs extra.

I need a new avatar. Some other rascal stole mine :grumpy: Any ideas? Maybe I should have a contest...

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Murph,
We all know he likes his beer,
But his gas is something we must fear,
So when the smell starts to linger,
Dont get mad, just give him the finger!


Now this was done pretty quick, but you get the idea LMAO

I'm truly honored sir, thank you.
 
Damn WorldWood! Awesome stuff.
You should write a book of poems all about the Beckerheads! Ill take two copies.

Thanks bud!! And if i thought i could make ANY money at all rhyming words together id do it all day LOL

My English has never been great, and for some strange reason thats important to be any type of writer :rolleyes: :D...

I won a little poetry contest when i was in middle school, and in high school i made one of those wannabe rappers almost cry... But thats about the extent of my rhyming career LOL

That was Epic WW :thumbup:

Thanks man!!

I'm truly honored sir, thank you.

Awe shucks thanks bud, i was only messing around!!
 
I have been playing with poetry since i was a little kid.... I just dont broadcast it LOL

But here lets have a little fun with it.......

Warrior,
A big ass guy with hands like an ape,
A detailed eye, photos take shape,
Now back to work it must be fate,
Boring or not get paid, dont hate.

Doc,
Great advice comes with age,
Hungry monkey full of rage,
Lock him up in a cage,
Throw in doc, place your wage!

James,
Grind away what does not cut,
Jimp it all from tip to butt,
Shine it up real nice and clean,
And now you have Terrio's dream!

Murph,
We all know he likes his beer,
But his gas is something we must fear,
So when the smell starts to linger,
Dont get mad, just give him the finger!


Now this was done pretty quick, but you get the idea LMAO

All this time, you were a poet
and none of the Becker Heads did know it.

Yours is WAY more awesome. And people say it dulls the mind........behold: the Beckerhead Poet Laureate.

I need a new avatar. Some other rascal stole mine :grumpy: Any ideas? Maybe I should have a contest...

OK, I actually went looking for something else (similar), but this just struck me as you. I don't know why. Seriously, I mean obviously, you're much more svelte.

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JT: I say you and this guy dual it out. Winner get's to keep the Avatar with the kid. Loser has to use the ManFace. lol
 
An H&R single shot in 20 gauge was my first shotgun. The second year I went hunting, a friend introduced me to dove hunting. A flock of a million doves, well seemed like it anyway, came swirling over our position. I fired a shot and got so exited I couldn't open the action. I kept looking at all the doves and trying to open the action. After the dove left, I looked down at my gun. It appears that the H&R action can't be opened if the hammer is cocked. The next day I went to the gun shop and bought an Ithaca Model 37 pump in 12 gauge.

That's why you don't cock the hammer until after you load a shell and close the gun. :p I had a chance to get a used 37 about 12 years ago for $125. I didn't because it only had a 2 3/4" chamber and I wanted to be able to shoot 3" shells. In all those years I think I've gone bird hunting three times and never needed a 3" chamber. I mostly just bust clays and that doesn't even happen all the often. I knew the guy that was selling it too and got to shoot it a bit. I did pretty good with that gun.



Ok... SO i have pair of these sandals...

Ok so now that we've identified the problem, how do you think we should solve it?
 
I have been playing with poetry since i was a little kid.... I just dont broadcast it LOL

But here lets have a little fun with it.......

Warrior,
A big ass guy with hands like an ape,
A detailed eye, photos take shape,
Now back to work it must be fate,
Boring or not get paid, dont hate.

Doc,
Great advice comes with age,
Hungry monkey full of rage,
Lock him up in a cage,
Throw in doc, place your wage!

James,
Grind away what does not cut,
Jimp it all from tip to butt,
Shine it up real nice and clean,
And now you have Terrio's dream!

Murph,
We all know he likes his beer,
But his gas is something we must fear,
So when the smell starts to linger,
Dont get mad, just give him the finger!


Now this was done pretty quick, but you get the idea LMAO

On with the monkeys... *sigh*

Worldwood spent some time with his pen
Now he sits with Cheshire grin
Dog shit poet, not much class
love of monkeys, what an ass
spins his words of rhyme and wit
Dog shit poet.. sits in it


Doc
 
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