PB & Snark, Quartered with No Crusts

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On with the monkeys... *sigh*

Worldwood spent some time with his pen
Now he sits with Cheshire grin
Dog shit poet, not much class
love of monkeys, what an ass
spins his words of rhyme and wit
Dog shit poet.. sits in it


Doc


Oh NO!! IT's a rhyme off!! Doc vs WW.........

Nice job with that one Doc!
 
yabba dabba do:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Dabba.jpg

Dabba.jpg


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dabbawala

you guys looking for a new kind of camping food solution?

Do you work with Indians, chaiwalla?
 
Wow, Doc. That monkey experience seems to have......had quite an impact on you.

Sure made you good at snark, at any rate.

Heh heh.... WW knows I'm yanking his chain...

The monkey thing was when I was 15. I still remember it. I wouldn't mind using the pieces of dung (monkeys) as targets.
Eveyone of the few I've told the story to find it quite amusing. Me, not so much.

Doc
 
Need some help.

My family and I are traveling/driving cross country (I'll end up staying east when the family will come back west). My wife asked me to inquire with you all.....what are some good places to visit/see or places to eat? Her parameters were: Traveling I-90 east from South Dakota to Massachusetts. This route takes us through: Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Massachusetts.

We can't really deviate for more than a few hours north or south of the east/west route......for example....as much as I want to see all the gang violence, and dodge some bullets, and laugh at the two inch knife blades while choking down some pizza in the Chicago area, I must admit, I really don't have time for it. ;)

Thanks for any ideas.

SPAM museum in Minnesota - it's free, fun, and the gift store sells flavors you can't find anywhere else.
 
Need some help.

My family and I are traveling/driving cross country (I'll end up staying east when the family will come back west). My wife asked me to inquire with you all.....what are some good places to visit/see or places to eat? Her parameters were: Traveling I-90 east from South Dakota to Massachusetts. This route takes us through: Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Massachusetts.

We can't really deviate for more than a few hours north or south of the east/west route......for example....as much as I want to see all the gang violence, and dodge some bullets, and laugh at the two inch knife blades while choking down some pizza in the Chicago area, I must admit, I really don't have time for it. ;)

Thanks for any ideas.

I was gonna post this earlier, too difficult to post on my phone. National Museum of Play in Rochester, NY. 20 minutes off the NYS Thruway (90). Lots of really great pizza there as well as the world (in)famous Nick Tahou's Garbage Plate. Even have their own wikipedia page.
 
Damn, I'm in a poem. Life is good.

Yep now your famous :D

All this time, you were a poet
and none of the Becker Heads did know it.

Yours is WAY more awesome. And people say it dulls the mind........behold: the Beckerhead Poet Laureate.

I had to google Poet Laureate,
But now i know and its a bet,
Give me the title, ill wear the crown,
your turn is coming, dont you frown.


On with the monkeys... *sigh*

Worldwood spent some time with his pen
Now he sits with Cheshire grin
Dog shit poet, not much class
love of monkeys, what an ass
spins his words of rhyme and wit
Dog shit poet.. sits in it


Doc

LMAO!!! That was hilarious bud!! Damn.... How do i come back from that.....

Ok...

Dog shit poet that be me,
But hold on doc, hear my plea,
before you up and take the crown,
listen to what im laying down!

I can go all night rhyming lines,
so before you up and undermine,
lets make this harder and combine,
The Becker line-up.. Now ill shine.


Bk1 is dream long past
Bk2 was built to last
Bk3 for emergencies
Bk4 little Hercules
Bk5 for Chef Boyardee
BK6 King Machete
bk7 takes down trees
BK8 Becker parody
Bk9 is our king
bk10 brings the bling
bk11, a drunks delight
bk12 Rowen's knight
Bk13 little but mean
bk14, an EDC dream
bk15, cant forget
bk16, is perfect
bk17 is pointy as sin, and now im done and you can begin. :D
 
On with the monkeys... *sigh*

Worldwood spent some time with his pen
Now he sits with Cheshire grin
Dog shit poet, not much class
love of monkeys, what an ass
spins his words of rhyme and wit
Dog shit poet.. sits in it


Doc

There was a man from Nantucket....
 
SPAM museum in Minnesota - it's free, fun, and the gift store sells flavors you can't find anywhere else.

Interesting....My family's not big on SPAM, but hey.....it could be really fun regardless.

I was gonna post this earlier, too difficult to post on my phone. National Museum of Play in Rochester, NY. 20 minutes off the NYS Thruway (90). Lots of really great pizza there as well as the world (in)famous Nick Tahou's Garbage Plate. Even have their own wikipedia page.

That sounds promising as well. On a related NY State note, I already sent a request to Official KA-BAR to see if I could get a factory tour. :D
 
no poetry.

rules.

points.

bans

trust me on this :D
 
I got in the Spec Ops better BDU belt.....I love the belt and how it works.... But i dont tuck my shirts in, and the "buckle" kind of protrudes more than i like... It looks like your "equipment" is sitting up higher than normal with a shirt over it LOL... Sucks though... i really like the belt... Just wish it would lay flatter.


Ill be getting in a pair of the 5.11 pants and a pair of the 24/7 pants by the end of the week. I cant decide on 1 or the other after all the opinions and the video.
 
I got in the Spec Ops better BDU belt.....I love the belt and how it works.... But i dont tuck my shirts in, and the "buckle" kind of protrudes more than i like... It looks like your "equipment" is sitting up higher than normal with a shirt over it LOL... Sucks though... i really like the belt... Just wish it would lay flatter.


Ill be getting in a pair of the 5.11 pants and a pair of the 24/7 pants by the end of the week. I cant decide on 1 or the other after all the opinions and the video.

get bigger equipment :)
 
Awww, what could happen? It's just a little poetry snarkdown....

Right? And i even added Becker content.... That could very well be the only poem in history to include the entire Becker line-up.. Not a great poem but still its more on topic than 99 percent of posts here in the off topic thread..... Wait a minute... I know the problem now... It wasnt off topic enough... TOO much Becker content LMAO


Just kidding.. I was only doing it for the laughs anyways, if it bothers anyone i have no problem NOT posting poems.
 
get bigger equipment :)

What store do you find this "bigger equipment" in ???

My wife's birthday is coming up and i could surprise the hell out of her :D


And does this bigger equipment make everything bulge evenly? If so, that still may be a problem in some public places LOL
 
Yep now your famous :D



I had to google Poet Laureate,
But now i know and its a bet,
Give me the title, ill wear the crown,
your turn is coming, dont you frown.




LMAO!!! That was hilarious bud!! Damn.... How do i come back from that.....

Ok...

Dog shit poet that be me,
But hold on doc, hear my plea,
before you up and take the crown,
listen to what im laying down!

I can go all night rhyming lines,
so before you up and undermine,
lets make this harder and combine,
The Becker line-up.. Now ill shine.


Bk1 is dream long past
Bk2 was built to last
Bk3 for emergencies
Bk4 little Hercules
Bk5 for Chef Boyardee
BK6 King Machete
bk7 takes down trees
BK8 Becker parody
Bk9 is our king
bk10 brings the bling
bk11, a drunks delight
bk12 Rowen's knight
Bk13 little but mean
bk14, an EDC dream
bk15, cant forget
bk16, is perfect
bk17 is pointy as sin, and now im done and you can begin. :D

Oh, that Woody, he's a lout.
He left the hard-ass 24 out.
And of his list, what can I say,
He also missed the RBK.
 
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