I know it's off-topic... in truth there have been two attorneys I went to battle with, (and won both trials), who I told if I ever needed an attorney I would call them. (They were on separate cases but I developed great respect for their integrity and their doing their utmost to put on a good defense.)
But, there was this one other attorney, who was a a nice enough guy, and worked me hard on the stand, as was his role.
He approached me one day during recess and told me I should think about going to law school and taking up the practice of law. I didn't mind the compliment, but he sort of beat the horse too much and made me feel that he didn't think being a special agent was all that special.
So, finally I told him thanks, but there was only one problem. He asked what it was, and I said "How would I sleep at night".
I knew I kind of hurt his feelings, and he was trying to pay me a compliment, but I didn't like that he made it seem that doing my job was somehow underachieving. I've always felt a little bad about it though.
I liked doing battle in court. (And I had the facts on my side.)
Sorry for the diversion...