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Grenock said:
No worries there, this is just a side gig. For my day to day I run a gigilo service over a circuit of a few nursing homes and one retirement community. It pays great, Cap’n Smudge Cap’n Smudge is my top earner.

I can do that, but you will have to say that my material is funny first, I’ll wait……..
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I knew it! I’ve taken a screenshot of this and we will be renegotiating my contract. This .3% cut is BS.


Edited to add: I need a new French maid outfit - your money, not mine.
 
BIGDORK said:
well...shoot... its not that bad.. but if its cheaper i'll just pay for the standard gigilo service
need to save money to pay for a pimped out dek2
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Don’t worry Jim, we’ll work something out. I promise all parties will be extremely satisfied.
tinfoil hat timmy said:
you know how to get a hold of me
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Back off playa’, I run the hoes around here, don’t make me cut your face.
Konala33 said:
Not funny, f@#×ing hilarious!!
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Alright, I’ll do it. I usually do pretty well, but now gunning for someone else, we can be assured it will be a second page finish, but I’ll do my best. If we don’t succeed this time, I’ll keep trying till we land you a spot.
Cap’n Smudge said:
I knew it! I’ve taken a screenshot of this and we will be renegotiating my contract. This .3% cut is BS.


Edited to add: I need a new French maid outfit - your money, not mine.
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It’s fine, we can work a new deal. You’re worth it, I have been getting nothing but rave reviews about your efforts. Even the old gal that ended up with a dislocated hip had nothing but good things to say.

While we are clearing the air, I have a confession. The pharmaceuticals I have been supplying you, specifically the viagra, has been cheap generic stuff from China. I’m sorry, but starting out I had to cut corners somewhere to make this work. I’ll be getting you the Pfizer from now on, but keep an eye on your gear. Apparently the stuff from overseas has caused donkeys in Tijuana to grow a third testicle. If you do, let me know so we can charge extra.

Another French maid outfit?!? Seriously? Come on man, you gotta stop letting them tear it off you like that, I mean, their teeth are false, but they are still sharp. Oh, and since we are on costumes, your matador gear, more precise, the cape. The dry cleaner called and said they will not accept you dropping it off with that degree of soiling any longer. So, if you don’t wanna have to crack out the Woolite and hand wash it in the sink yourself, for the last time, and I can’t believe I have to tell you again, the cape is for the performance, not for clean up, okay?
 
Grenock said:
Don’t worry Jim, we’ll work something out. I promise all parties will be extremely satisfied.

Back off playa’, I run the hoes around here, don’t make me cut your face.

Alright, I’ll do it. I usually do pretty well, but now gunning for someone else, we can be assured it will be a second page finish, but I’ll do my best. If we don’t succeed this time, I’ll keep trying till we land you a spot.

It’s fine, we can work a new deal. You’re worth it, I have been getting nothing but rave reviews about your efforts. Even the old gal that ended up with a dislocated hip had nothing but good things to say.

While we are clearing the air, I have a confession. The pharmaceuticals I have been supplying you, specifically the viagra, has been cheap generic stuff from China. I’m sorry, but starting out I had to cut corners somewhere to make this work. I’ll be getting you the Pfizer from now on, but keep an eye on your gear. Apparently the stuff from overseas has caused donkeys in Tijuana to grow a third testicle. If you do, let me know so we can charge extra.

Another French maid outfit?!? Seriously? Come on man, you gotta stop letting them tear it off you like that, I mean, their teeth are false, but they are still sharp. Oh, and since we are on costumes, your matador gear, more precise, the cape. The dry cleaner called and said they will not accept you dropping it off with that degree of soiling any longer. So, if you don’t wanna have to crack out the Woolite and hand wash it in the sink yourself, for the last time, and I can’t believe I have to tell you again, the cape is for the performance, not for clean up, okay?
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Well that explains my belly button becoming an outie.
We are talking a full percentage point!
 
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Grenock said:
Don’t worry Jim, we’ll work something out. I promise all parties will be extremely satisfied.

Back off playa’, I run the hoes around here, don’t make me cut your face.

Alright, I’ll do it. I usually do pretty well, but now gunning for someone else, we can be assured it will be a second page finish, but I’ll do my best. If we don’t succeed this time, I’ll keep trying till we land you a spot.

It’s fine, we can work a new deal. You’re worth it, I have been getting nothing but rave reviews about your efforts. Even the old gal that ended up with a dislocated hip had nothing but good things to say.

While we are clearing the air, I have a confession. The pharmaceuticals I have been supplying you, specifically the viagra, has been cheap generic stuff from China. I’m sorry, but starting out I had to cut corners somewhere to make this work. I’ll be getting you the Pfizer from now on, but keep an eye on your gear. Apparently the stuff from overseas has caused donkeys in Tijuana to grow a third testicle. If you do, let me know so we can charge extra.

Another French maid outfit?!? Seriously? Come on man, you gotta stop letting them tear it off you like that, I mean, their teeth are false, but they are still sharp. Oh, and since we are on costumes, your matador gear, more precise, the cape. The dry cleaner called and said they will not accept you dropping it off with that degree of soiling any longer. So, if you don’t wanna have to crack out the Woolite and hand wash it in the sink yourself, for the last time, and I can’t believe I have to tell you again, the cape is for the performance, not for clean up, okay?
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Wow. 🤣🤣🤣 Dislocated hip?? Coffee straight out my nose!!
 
Yea thats hot. Not sure why tf there is no double red in my collection but thats soon to change. Thinking an acid washed sdfk with double red and black fasteners will be pretty evil 😍

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Hows that logo looking Yoko? Not too shabby here though I do like the idea of a sticker 😐

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Blues said:
yoko yoko what are your impressions comparing the two DEKs?
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Kind of hard to really compare

Gretchen has that scrumptious hollow grind and is a good amount thinner (behind the edge) than a stock DEK2

Ergonomics are the same on both, DEK2 has a thicker spine

I will say the tanto on 2 is great...the way you can manipulate your grip on these it makes for an awesome chisel like edge

The 1 has better control for me with the tip and a bit of belly (although you have 2 tips with the 2)

I say the 2 is a little brute , and with the tanto has a lot of uses

And the 1 is a bit more precision and familiar (in blade shape)
 
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