PMP Alpha Beast coming soon, OMG!

[TurdHerder]

If a comic book is a "Graphic Novel", does that make Hustler a "Graphic Romance Novel"...?

 

[TurdHerder]

Well, it aint the Medford factory, that's for sure.

Original PMP Beast beside a Medford Praetorian. Original PMP Beast is the larger of the two. New PMP Alpha Beast is even LARGER than the original PMP Beast...

 

[jackalope1899]

It's like a comic book version of a real knife. Sorry, "Graphic Novel".

So you're saying it's the Superman of knives. Cool.

 

[TurdHerder]

So you're saying it's the Superman of knives. Cool.

 

[TurdHerder]

It's a redneck thang. Ya'll wouldn't understand.

 

[Danny Linguini]

So you're saying it's the Superman of knives. Cool.

If that’s Superman, which one is Bugs Bunny?

 

[TurdHerder]

If that’s Superman, which one is Bugs Bunny?

Ask and ye shall receive...

 

[K.O.D.]

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Lord I want the X-men one. To be honest though, I'd prefer Rogue or Polaris. I'm surprised they didn't use one of the original members.

 

[jackalope1899]

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Damn dude.
I already just spent too much money on a knife. Don't go making me want to hunt down and buy one of these.

 

[TurdHerder]

LOL! I feel your PMP Alpha Beast purchasing pain myself man. PMP, Reate and WMK should all send me a Christmas Card this year.
Not my knives... never have been into comic books myself... no offense to anyone here who is... just found the photos on Google Images. Google Images is an amazing search tool for just about anything.

 

[TurdHerder]

Well, so much for limited demand. WMK sold out his allotment in less than 24 hours!! I was not one of those buyers. Very interesting, but I would never carry or use it. I'd like to see a version under 10oz with a sharp edge though.

Just a heads up, WMK sold out their allotment of 3 of the 5 color options. The other 2 color options... Bronze Ti ($500) and DLC Coated Black Ti ($550)... are still in route to WMK, if you're interested.

 

[MrStabby7]

.394 blade thickness, goodness. It'll wedge in and get stuck cutting through anything.

 

[TurdHerder]

.394 blade thickness, goodness. It'll wedge in and get stuck cutting through anything.

Yep... and the Chevrolet Corvette is one of the least practical and most expensive American automobiles made. It only seats 2 people, has minimal headroom clearance, has practically no storage capacity and it scrubs, scrapes and or completely bottoms out when driven on the street. Nevertheless, aside from 1983, it's been in production since 1953, making it one of the longest running models in automotive history.

 

[Dadpool]

Yep... and the Chevrolet Corvette is one of the least practical and most expensive American automobiles made. It only seats 2 people, has minimal headroom clearance, has practically no storage capacity and it scrubs, scrapes and or completely bottoms out when driven on the street. Nevertheless, aside from 1983, it's been in production since 1953, making it one of the longest running models in automotive history.

Also, like the Alpha Beast, the Corvette isn't going to be great at slicing tomatoes.

 

[TurdHerder]

Also, like the Alpha Beast, the Corvette isn't going to be great at slicing tomatoes.

BUT... unlike the Corvette, the sheer size of the Alpha Beast is impressive.

 

[TurdHerder]

Also, like the Alpha Beast, the Corvette isn't going to be great at slicing tomatoes.

 

[jackalope1899]

.394 blade thickness, goodness. It'll wedge in and get stuck cutting through anything.

Allow me to introduce you to 'batoning'

yes, I'm kidding

 

[MrStabby7]

Did you have to baton to get it through the crescent roll?

 

[TurdHerder]

Nope... pulled out the knife... unfolded it... crescent roll saw the knife... ... fell all to pieces...

 

[MrStabby7]

The knife is cool in its own way. Its just too much for me to edc. If you like it enjoy it thats what the knife hobby is about!