Dang Pugs, you had me thinking you was a worn out old retired guy, you don't look a smidgen over 38 to me and my eyes still work pretty good on good days.
Bo Hunk comes to mind, not in any mano mano way ya understand.
I'm gonna block this thread so there's no chance my wife will see that, she'd probably call ya and be a nuisance.
My words of wisdom on repelling is don't go no place you need to repel from. I also prefer not to get into planes that you have to jump out of, and never ever ever, I mean never get into a flying machines where the wing go faster than the machine itself, think egg beater. That anti rotation crap don't work for beans.