Primate attacks.

What we've learned from this thread:

Chimpanzees are really tough customers
Nobody should keep wild animals for pets,they belong in zoos or in the wild.
Carry a gun, if you legally can,knives can be a poor substitute in most instances.

Going back to the original purpose of my first post.

Can't Run from em. Can't fight em.

Double taps to center mass...repeat as necessary?
 
Going back to the original purpose of my first post.

Can't Run from em. Can't fight em.

Double taps to center mass...repeat as necessary?

Given the results of four .45 acp rounds ,I think repeating will be necessary. I guess the only certain way is a solid head shot.
 
Given the results of four .45 acp rounds

Shot placement is the key. I think an ape dies just as fast as a human if shot "correctly". ;)
Also, I don't think the lady stabbed the chimp right. I bet she hesitated because she loved the animal.
 
Always bring a string of shiny jingle bells to the zoo, then when a chimp or monkey escapes, quickly tag the bells to the back of the guy who was taunting the monkeys . Hilarity will ensue.
 
I would use my daily carry emp .40 and when I run out of ammo I would use my microtech ultratech de.....and lopp off his junk for the sake and revenge for the other dude..... I would then call Microtech and order a new knife.....yuck
 
This is a quite serious problem here in Japan.
After wolves of Japan has been exterminated, monkeys no longer have predator and
their number has grown up to tremendous level especially in these few decades.
Most major problem is that of farmers as they steal lots of fruit and other harvests.
But in some cases, not so strong humans like old or kids are physically attacked.
 
I'm surprised we haven't had attacks here in Ocala. Monkeys live in the woods along the Silver and Ocklawaha Rivers, and have been known to jump into boats. People think they're cute and like to feed them.

It's all fun and games until the monkey's wearing your skin as a poncho.
 
If it's just loose and approaching you, do the exact opposite of what you'd do for wolves, bears, and mountain lions. You're supposed to act submissive and not look it in the eyes. Staring the animal down is a sure way to make it think you are challenging it, bad idea. Make yourself smaller than it so it knows you're not challenging it. Unless the ape is really pissed off, it shouldn't rip your head off.

If it's on a rampage, run. Remember, "You don't have to outrun the bear, you have to outrun the guy next to you." This holds true for just about every animal.
 
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