Proverbs, let's hear em !

When you engage the enemy someone is always the first to die - don't be that someone.
 
Build a man a fire, warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

Never fry bacon in the nude.

Never waste your time with a man who'll say, "Here, hold my beer, watch this!"
 
My mom always used to tell me:
"Be careful of the toes you step on today, they may be connected to the ass you'll have to kiss tomorrow."

For a humerous note, here's a couple of my favorite Confusius gone Wrong proverbs:
"Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day"
"Man who goes through airport turnstyles sideways is going to Bangkok"
"Man who spends day in cathouse spends night in doghouse"

And of course Mark Twain had some great ones:
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt"
"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest"
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education"
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so"
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"
 
1. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

2. A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.

3. Your cell phone always fall on the hardest part of the ground.

4. The Voice of Experience never speaks up until it's too late.

5. If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going on.
 
bruce reminded me of one that i like;

"red man build small fire, stay warm all night. white man build big fire, stay warm all night collecting firewood"
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a man one hundred dollars, tell him where to buy Ramen noodles, and he will eat for a life time.

As a dog returns to his vomit so a fool repeats his folly- Book of Proverbs

Canst thou pull in the Leviathin with a fishook? No, that's why I own a shotgun.
 
"We are not punished for our choices, we are punished by them."

"A smart man learns from his mistakes. A smarter man learns from another man's mistake."
-can't remember who said either one of those
 
here are some from the philippines

all heads have hair, not all have brains

no man can be civilized when caught taking a dump
 
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