Random Thought Thread

[CBurgett]

I think he turned his wife INTO the birdhouse? or used her meat to make a birdhouse?

I dont know. dont listen to me

This is the kind of dark humor that keeps me coming back to this forum.

 

[ronnie hood]

This is the kind of dark humor that keeps me coming back to this forum.

I bet he watched the film birdbox and was greatly disappointed

 

[StoneAndSteel]

I think he turned his wife INTO the birdhouse? or used her meat to make a birdhouse?

I dont know. dont listen to me

Wow, and I thought I had a propensity to turn things dark. It's nice to know that I can be more honest with you guys... or at least with Timmy...

 

[CBurgett]

I bet he watched the film birdbox and was greatly disappointed

Wait, wasn’t everybody?

 

[CBurgett]

On a separate and completely relevant note, how is it national pizza week and nobody is talking about this?

 

[TRfromMT]

I think he turned his wife INTO the birdhouse?

That was the other joke I was working on....

Prang! "You're a birdhouse"

 

[Jsega51]

I guess I’ll just worry about mounting her. The birdhouse looks good as a decoration inside.

 

[ferider]

I guess I’ll just worry about mounting her. The birdhouse looks good as a decoration inside.

On a serious note, Jacob, great job on the bird house.

But .... if you phrase things like that, jokes won't stop

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I bet he watched the film birdbox and was greatly disappointed

I can't name anyone who wasn't disappointed in that movie.

and yes. that's an awesome birdhouse

 

[Jo the Machinist]

phrasing!

I guess I’ll just worry about mounting her. The birdhouse looks good as a decoration inside.

 

[Blues]

Newlyweds...what're you gonna do?

 

[Jsega51]

phrasing!

Exactly! LOL

 

[ronnie hood]

I need a fuckin holiday.
Drained

 

[TRfromMT]

I guess I’ll just worry about mounting her. The birdhouse looks good as a decoration inside.

Your nuts.

 

[Blues]

Your nuts.

What about his nuts?




("Balls!", said the queen..."if I had them I'd be king.")

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

 

[BIGDORK]

 

[Blues]

That was a gas!

 

[Box_Opener]

Ok buds, what’s the deal with smatchets? Is this some sort of BF meme or actually useful? I recognize Fairbairn invented them so they might be efficient tools for homicide but I thought I’d ask anyway.

 

[WValtakis]

Ok buds, what’s the deal with smatchets? Is this some sort of BF meme or actually useful? I recognize Fairbairn invented them so they might be efficient tools for homicide but I thought I’d ask anyway.

Yes.