Random Thought Thread

jus_gus said:
Wow! Looks like Spark fixed Bladeforums!
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It was Nathan the Machinist Nathan the Machinist threatening a February 4th takeover that resulted in drastic measures being taken at the highest levels.

An inquiry into the mostly peaceful event has been called for and will be covered on Twitter, Instagram, facebook and C-Span. Flame suits are mandated strongly recommended.

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Blues said:
It was Nathan the Machinist Nathan the Machinist threatening a February 4th takeover that resulted in drastic measures being taken at the highest levels.

An inquiry into the mostly peaceful event has been called for and will be covered on Twitter, Instagram, facebook and C-Span. Flame suits are mandated strongly recommended.

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I actually started a GoFundMe effort to help finance Nathan's takeover, but they told me it was against their rules and they would distribute the money to other worthy charities, like the Ben Kinsella trust, instead.
 
yoko said:
As everyone was shopping for essentials before the snowpacalypse ( people walking by with 30000 rolls of toilet paper and microwave meals)

I picked up the essentials for my survival

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It always amazes me how French Toast appears to be the #1 choice for bad weather prep. Blizzards, ice storms, hurricanes, whatever... "Quick! Everyone get bread, milk and eggs!" 😂

You'd think that the last thing people would be looking for if the power might go out, is stuff that needs refrigeration (at least in blizzards/ice storms, just put stuff outside in a bin. Free refrigeration). But hurricanes? Most of the types who instinctively get those items don't appear to be the type who are well prepared, with generators and such.

The prepared kinds might go, "Well, a little low on booze. Might as well stock up, so I can sit back and enjoy/relax". 😉😂
 
SwarthyGnome said:
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Ohhhh man, stock up on those and the lime variant. When traveling to drink somewhere, it eliminates the need for the fruit. Just mix a little with vodka and tonic for example, or just vodka. (Lime for the gin lovers)

It says one packet is equal to one wedge but hell no, only if the lemon the wedge came from drank 100 octane race gas. It’s potent for sure, I can usually make 4 drinks or so with one packet.
 
The Amazing Virginian said:
I actually started a GoFundMe effort to help finance Nathan's takeover, but they told me it was against their rules and they would distribute the money to other worthy charities, like the Ben Kinsella trust, instead.
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Nathan prefers the old school method...just leave the cash in a plain brown bag under the interstate overpass in the dead of night. He leaves "the compound" a couple times a week to make pickups and then funnels the cash through smurfs who deposit the lucre in sub $10,000 increments into his off-shore accounts.
 
bluemax_1 said:
It always amazes me how French Toast appears to be the #1 choice for bad weather prep. Blizzards, ice storms, hurricanes, whatever... "Quick! Everyone get bread, milk and eggs!" 😂

You'd think that the last thing people would be looking for if the power might go out, is stuff that needs refrigeration (at least in blizzards/ice storms, just put stuff outside in a bin. Free refrigeration). But hurricanes? Most of the types who instinctively get those items don't appear to be the type who are well prepared, with generators and such.

The prepared kinds might go, "Well, a little low on booze. Might as well stock up, so I can sit back and enjoy/relax". 😉😂
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I have three kids and between the five of us we go through 8-10 eggs for breakfast and >half a loaf of bread for lunch every day. It’s less that we are not prepared and more that we are buying that stuff 2-3 times a week anyway…
 
... when I was a kid I used to work at the pizza joint across the street from campus. I once sharpened the pizza cutter. Two different people ended up needing stitches as a result. I'm so proud. It's pizza night here and I'm telling my kids this story but they're unimpressed...
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
... when I was a kid I used to work at the pizza joint across the street from campus. I once sharpened the pizza cutter. Two different people ended up needing stitches as a result. I'm so proud. It's pizza night here and I'm telling my kids this story but they're unimpressed...
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My first thought was, "What are they doing with a pizza cutter, that they can cut themselves with it, even if it is sharper than normal?".

Then I recalled the rocket scientists I worked with, oh so long ago at a Pizza Hut. 😂

*** my primary concern with sharpening the pizza cutter at a pizza joint, would be the pizza falling out the bottom of the box, because the person didn't expect it to cut clean through everything
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
... when I was a kid I used to work at the pizza joint across the street from campus. I once sharpened the pizza cutter. Two different people ended up needing stitches as a result. I'm so proud. It's pizza night here and I'm telling my kids this story but they're unimpressed...
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it takes a bit to impress kids these days.

try posting the story in a video no longer than 12 seconds
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
... when I was a kid I used to work at the pizza joint across the street from campus. I once sharpened the pizza cutter. Two different people ended up needing stitches as a result. I'm so proud. It's pizza night here and I'm telling my kids this story but they're unimpressed...
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You're not the only one, I sharpen my pizza cutters too!
 
My father is really big into genealogy and, over the last 30 years or so, has documented an enormous amount of "family data" including the first male "one of us" to set foot in America. He was northern African. I'm a direct male line descendent. They substantiated some of this with DNA testing that looks at certain markers on the y chromosome. Kind of trippy.
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
... when I was a kid I used to work at the pizza joint across the street from campus. I once sharpened the pizza cutter. Two different people ended up needing stitches as a result. I'm so proud. It's pizza night here and I'm telling my kids this story but they're unimpressed...
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You're obviously hilarious, you had them in stitches!
 
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