Random Thought Thread

My first car was a fire engine red 1969 Mustang 302. The back tires went bald from me peeling out too much and one rainy day I went over the center divider on a curve and put it through a pine tree. Slick road. I bought a blue ‘68 Mustang 289 4-speed and stripped it down to the bare metal and restored it from the ground up and drove it for 10 years. Great looking car. Fast in a straight line but handled like shit.

I had a Dodge pickup for a while but my recollection is it was made by Mitsubishi. Functional but boring.

Had an Audi A4 for a long time too because I wanted to look cool, but it was expensive to repair and every conceivable part that could possibly break on it eventually broke.

These days I don’t care about “cool” cars anymore. I drive a Hyundai hybrid because it was cheap and gets 40 mpg.

Those new electric Mustangs and Ford pickups are looking nice though…
 
Home from vacation. Spent the week 'camping' in the infield at daytona. Tent camping so while not exactly camping in the wild not luxury million dollar rv camping either. Lots of those on site also. Many comments, and a few stink eyes, about my dek1 in a beautiful duramax sheath. It is a onion, tator, carrot slaying beast. Neighbor popped a seam in his cornhole bag so cut a thread or two while the wife sowed up the seam:) fun was had by all. The granddaughter is an absolute babe magnet drawing in all sorts of interesting eye candy.
 
So I may be in the market for a Behemoth Chopper. I sold mine. Like a chump.
And with the potential for nuclear holocaust, a Behemoth chopper would help me be a warlord in my neighborhood. Aside from the copious and varied calibers at my disposal, a 12in monster would be perfect, seeing as Marc has never sent me a Kong dong, a BC would be my second best chance for…domination.
No, I sent one a couple months back, it was purple. I just checked the tracking and it said the package was left with homeowner. I checked the address, it was correct. If that wasn’t left with you, I wonder who got it?

I got a thank you note about a week later, it wasn’t signed, but I figured it was from you. Weird.
 
No, I sent one a couple months back, it was purple. I just checked the tracking and it said the package was left with homeowner. I checked the address, it was correct. If that wasn’t left with you, I wonder who got it?

I got a thank you note about a week later, it wasn’t signed, but I figured it was from you. Weird.
Ok. I read this as my wife was reading an important article about the goings-on of the world today and couldn’t control my laughter.
Thankfully she knows I’m scrolling my “knife forum” and paid no regard.
 
If a woodchuck could chuck wood... It would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Just in case anyone wanted to know the answer to "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"...
 
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