Random Thought Thread

So I'm at the doctor's office this morning for my annual physical, and he mentions getting the shingles vaccine. Sure I say, so he leaves and I'm waiting for the nurse. After a few minutes I hear outside the door "Have you ever given needles before?" and then they come into my room :oops:. Luckily it turned out to be an experienced nurse with a noob, and the noob was just observing.
 
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A lady goes to the doctor because she's been throwing up. After an initial examination and usual questions the Doctor says ''It looks like you're pregnant.''

She says ''I'm pregnant!''

Doctor says ''No but it LOOKS like you are.''

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Ooh... I learned my lesson a long time ago to never assume a woman is pregnant! I was looking for a hole to hide in. I tried to get under the table in the parts room, but the bottom shelf was too close to the floor. In my defense, my wife was due with our first child any day, so I was pumped up about that. 🥺 :)
 
someone please explain this. 🤔

We made, by far, the best grinding disc in the knife industry. TIG welded hardened chromoly steel, zero run out (all important features were single point turned in the same setup), precision balanced to within a few thousandths of an ounce inch.

I used to be a pretty decent machinist
 
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