Random Thought Thread

[Hammer67]

It will get lost if you don’t.
UPS/USPS/FEDEXs website slows noticeably when one of my packages ships

Makes it go faster.

Patience, Chief.

My whole Team has arrived at Base with zero issues...

This is the support network I needed.

 

[GmpaJim]

I need to unsubscribe from the JapaneseChefsKnife newsletter. Every time they send me an email, I want to get another fancy Santoku or Gyuto.

I really need to join some kind of Knives Anonymous group. I wish I were kidding.

I joined this forum to learn more & sell a bunch…all I’ve managed, is to buy 4 more knives.

 

[Alone]

Pew pew

 

[Richard338]

What’s everyone doing today? I’m acting like I’m working for half a day.

Making my nut, literally.
So far it looks worse than an 8 cent piece from Lowes. At least I got the hole centered and tapped smoothly.

 

[The Amazing Virginian]

Why is something sent by car called a shipment, but stuff sent by ship is called cargo

Why do you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

 

[toker]

Why do they put pimentos in green olives but not black olives?

 

[Blues]

Why do they put pimentos in green olives but not black olives?

Racism.

 

[trevitrace]

Americana still lives...

I got that dude good and liquored up one night.

 

[Blues]

I got that dude good and liquored up one night.

Funny thing is, I don't really care for much of his music outside of that song...but I'm hopeful.

 

[trevitrace]

Been really enjoying John Prine lately. Only discovered him a couple years ago but I like the cut of his jib.

 

[Blues]

Been really enjoying John Prine lately. Only discovered him a couple years ago but I like the cut of his jib.

He's awesome. His passing was a tremendous loss on many levels.

 

[sickpuppy1]

Why do they call them Apartments when they’re all stuck together?

 

[bluemax_1]

Why do they call them Apartments when they’re all stuck together?

Cuz even though they're all smooshed together, you're still apart.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

next time have your wife slather butter all over you and photograph you wrestling one into a roasting pan.

Risky business, wandering through my backyard, so close to "turkey day". Just snapped this a few minutes ago.

theres literally no reason not to eat one or both of them.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

that log doesnt stand a chance.

 

[SpyderPhreak]

The kids drank all the damned eggnog!

 

[Murphjd25]

Just picked up my son because I got off early, turbo actuator didn’t fail for the short drive in to his daycare. God I love a Cummins. God bless America and turbo diesels

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

So, Abby's 2014 Toyota Camry SE got rear-ended and totaled out a few weeks ago. Y'all remember that. So I got her another 2014 Toyota Camry SE and it just got rear-ended and I'm sure it's totaled.

#fml

 

[Hammer67]

The kids drank all the damned eggnog!

In commensurate retribution, you should take all the toilet paper.

 

[JJ_Colt45]

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So, Abby's 2014 Toyota Camry SE got rear-ended and totaled out a few weeks ago. Y'all remember that. So I got her another 2014 Toyota Camry SE and it just got rear-ended and I'm sure it's totaled.

#fml

Damn ... somebody put a curse on you?