Random Thought Thread

[yoko]

Sure is quiet in here today. Anybody wanna mad-lib some limerics?

I'll get it started:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a ______ so _______ he could ______ it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his ______, if my _______ was a ________ I would _______ it.

I deleted what I filled in.... I'm sure it would've brought on a perma ban..... lol

 

[RaiderJameson]

And ears!

And back...

you guys definitely go to the wrong barber
it is a good start if they know what hair looks like

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I deleted what I filled in.... I'm sure it would've brought on a perma ban..... lol

boo. do eet

 

[toker]

Sure is quiet in here today. Anybody wanna mad-lib some limerics?

I'll get it started:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a ______ so _______ he could ______ it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his ______, if my _______ was a ________ I would _______ it.

Speaking of Nantucket...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

*rolls up sleeves and prepares to p.m. yoko the real limerics*

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

boom

 

[Fonedork]

Sure is quiet in here today. Anybody wanna mad-lib some limerics?

I'll get it started:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a SHELLFISH so FRESH he could SHUCK it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his SKIN, if my CLAM was a COCK I would PLUCK it.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

that actually makes sense

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Theres no way that I could possibly explain my gratitude toward indoor plumbing.

THANK YOU working toilet. I dont know what I would do without you.

 

[Blues]

Theres no way that I could possibly explain my gratitude toward indoor plumbing.

THANK YOU working toilet. I dont know what I would do without you.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

that's not where poop goes....

wierd.

 

[Blues]

that's not where poop goes....

wierd.

And yet there are shitheads. Something worth pondering. (In the interest of scatological science.)

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Sure is quiet in here today. Anybody wanna mad-lib some limerics?

I'll get it started:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a ______ so _______ he could ______ it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his ______, if my _______ was a ________ I would _______ it.

one more time.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a _toilet_ so _full_ he could _flush_ it.

He said with a smirk, as he wiped off his _girth_, if my _ass_ was a _tree_ I would _plant_ it.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a NOUN so ADJECTIVE he could VERB it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his NOUN, if my NOUN was a NOUN I would VERB it.

#Dadsrule

 

[dericdesmond]

Ive been a good customer this year Santa

 

[000Robert]

Theres no way that I could possibly explain my gratitude toward indoor plumbing.

THANK YOU working toilet. I dont know what I would do without you.

Build an outhouse like in the old days.

 

[yoko]

Mmm skinner

 

[nandok]

Theres no way that I could possibly explain my gratitude toward indoor plumbing.

THANK YOU working toilet. I dont know what I would do without you.

My favorite was the composting pit pooper I set up at one of the places I lived off grid. It supported the proper position (squatting), never smelled, never buggy, stuff composted fast and the hole hardly filled up at all over the years I was there. I would actually prefer that over a modern flush toilet, except I discovered the bidet toilet seat a few years ago. Now that thing, I have some serious gratitude for. I can't imagine living without one. That would be hard. ETA: In case any of yall were wondering...

 

[Blues]

Random Thought Thread: Where We DIscuss Knives & Shit (literally)

 

[yoko]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a beer so good he could hug it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, if my beer was a chick I would **** it.


Hahahaha