Random Thought Thread

[tinfoil hat timmy]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a beer so good he could hug it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his lips, if my beer was a chick I would **** it.


Hahahaha

there ARE chicks out there built to resemble......

never mind

 

[ferider]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a beer so good he could hug it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his lips, if my chick was that beer I would lick it.

There. Cleaned it up for you.

 

[yoko]

I meant to put crush but added the **** for dramatic affect lol

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I meant to put crush but added the **** for dramatic affect lol

high five has 8 letters.... I cant think of a four letter verb that matches what you could do with a bearded girl

s h a v e has 5

 

[yoko]

Evade

 

[SwarthyGnome]

Jsega51 Just got a fire ball in my hand from the exotac. pretty exciting. Also hot. So far so good.
It is def a strong flame as compared to a Bic. That being said the Bic flame works well and it seems the exotac is super big for no other reason than to be big?
#Murica.

 

[toker]

Theres no way that I could possibly explain my gratitude toward indoor plumbing.

THANK YOU working toilet. I dont know what I would do without you.

Get a bidet. It's seriously life changing.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Get a bidet. It's seriously life changing.

I'm a simple man. is there a quick attach version?

 

[Blues]

 

[Hammer67]

I'm a simple man. is there a quick attach version?

Bike bottle. Don't ask me how I know.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Bike bottle. Don't ask me how I know.

I'll bite. I'm bored.

ahem.

''How do you know?''

 

[yoko]

Loved lurch!

That's what we used to call the oldest who's 6'11"

 

[bluemax_1]

that's not where poop goes....

wierd.

Dunno bout that. Can't believe a coworker admitted it, but he told me he literally shit in his hat. It was wintertime and he stuffed his beanie/watchcap/toboggan cap in his back pocket as he went to take a dump. Big, overweight guy. Dropped trou and didn't notice the wool beanie fell in the toilet as he sat down.

Only discovered it when he stood up and reached back to flush (and like any red-blooded male, glanced down to admire his handiwork before flushing). Knew it would clog the toilet. I'll skip the rest

 

[Jsega51]

Jsega51 Just got a fire ball in my hand from the exotac. pretty exciting. Also hot. So far so good.
It is def a strong flame as compared to a Bic. That being said the Bic flame works well and it seems the exotac is super big for no other reason than to be big?
#Murica.

Lol, I don’t find it that large but yeah it’s bigger than a Bic. I will say though the reason for the easy on/off cap and the size and position of the flint wheel is to make it easier to use with gloves on, I guess having a little larger body helps with that. I wish it had one semi-flat side so you could set it down without it rolling.

Can’t have it all dammit!

 

[bluemax_1]

Theres no way that I could possibly explain my gratitude toward indoor plumbing.

THANK YOU working toilet. I dont know what I would do without you.

Especially living in the snowbelt.

Pooped while Winter camping before. Wouldn't appreciate doing it through the Winter. Can't imagine walking to an outhouse in the dark at -15f (how do you even sit down? ).

 

[bluemax_1]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a beer so good he could hug it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his lips, if my beer was a chick I would **** it.


Hahahaha

Chug, rhymes with hug! Whadda I win?

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Especially living in the snowbelt.

Pooped while Winter camping before. Wouldn't appreciate doing it through the Winter. Can't imagine walking to an outhouse in the dark at -15f (how do you even sit down? ).

I'd invent a warmed seat or at least bring a seat out to the poop shed from in side

 

[bluemax_1]

I'm a simple man. is there a quick attach version?

Depends on how quick. There are $3x add-ons nowadays. It really IS life changing

 

[Hammer67]

I'll bite. I'm bored.

ahem.

''How do you know?''

Dunno bout that. Can't believe a coworker admitted it, but he told me he literally shit in his hat. It was wintertime and he stuffed his beanie/watchcap/toboggan cap in his back pocket as he went to take a dump. Big, overweight guy. Dropped trou and didn't notice the wool beanie fell in the toilet as he sat down.

Only discovered it when he stood up and reached back to flush (and like any red-blooded male, glanced down to admire his handiwork before flushing). Knew it would clog the toilet. I'll skip the rest

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Depends on how quick. There are $3x add-ons nowadays. It really IS life changing

I'll try the water bottle.