In 5th and 6th grade Mom, ‘lil bro, ‘lil sis, and I lived on a salt water lagoon. The neighbor kid was my only friend and he had an older brother. They had $ which equals slingshots, pellet guns, a boat, etc. We did not.
Just for fun, they’d raid us w/ superior firepower. Every single time, we ambushed them in our marsh. To even things out, my brother and I would camo up w/ mud, set traps, load up on rocks and sticks, and do battle.
Funny thing is, I never thought they held a grudge about our successful gorilla tactics. Then one day, Kurt (my buddy) and I are goof in’ off in his dad’s garage. He loads some small as nails in his pellet gun and shoots me right in the leg. Mind you, it wasn’t a Boot Dagger wound but it hurt like a sunnuvabeotch!!!
I’m only recourse was to grab a stick of his dad’s sprinkler pipe 1 in pls and which him a couple times. Whoops !!! He grabbed his dad’s golf clubs and I was out !
They lived on 5 acres so I had a long way to run from those golf clubs so I was gettin’ after it. Kurt was a big kid so goddam he could throw a 9 iron far. I swear the head of the club that hit me dented my noggin. The shaft left a welt straight down my back. It’s almost like he went to @Lorien’s School for Throwing shit !!!
After a bit, my buddy cautiously approached to see if I was O.K. Soon after, we were mutually apologetic and we went back to play Atari 2600 at his place. The following day, we went fishing and had a jellyfish fight. Through it all, we were inseparable and only stronger for it! Seems like a million years ago but what a memory……