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Random thought

The correct number of pieces of bubblegum to chew at once is three


If I were a masterful machinist or an evil genius, I could mathematically equate how many strands of Big League Chew equal three “standard sized” pieces of bubble gum. But,……..I’m not.
 

If I were a masterful machinist or an evil genius, I could mathematically equate how many strands of Big League Chew equal three “standard sized” pieces of bubble gum. But,……..I’m not.

I will argue that Big League chew has the best strawberry bubble gum
 
I remember when I was a kid. My brother got some old packs of unopened baseball cards that had a little strip of the shittiest gum you can imagine in them.

They were pretty old.

He was like, hey you want this gum. I don't want it.

"Sure"

After chewing it, it never coalesced back into a gum. It just kind of became a paste.

I ate every bit of that gum.
 
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"Almost time to get more bubble gum..."


It's funny, now that I look at the picture I'm reminded of how often my mother would buy clothes that I would have to grow into so she didn't have to shop as much.
I can relate to that. I don't think I had a piece of clothing that wasn't handed down from my brothers and usually not a great fit until I outgrew them both.
 
I remember when I was a kid. My brother got some old packs of unopened baseball cards that had a little strip of the shittiest gum you can imagine in them.

They were pretty old.

He was like, hey you want this gum. I don't want it.

"Sure"

After chewing it, it never coalesced back into a gum. It just kind of became a paste.

I ate every bit of that gum.
Was that the bubblegum that kinda tasted like Pepto-Bismol? That stuff was pretty nasty.
 
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