Random Thought Thread

GmpaJim said:
I wish people came with an on & off switch, or at least a volume control.
That way, when my cousin goes on and on and on about his bitcoin investment, I could adjust the rant.
I will say, Tequila dulls the pain.
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You're doing it wrong....it's obvious you're not drinking enough tequila

Drink till you are louder than your cousin and can't pronounce bitcoin lol
 
Blues said:
I purposely cropped her out of the picture so nobody would admire her too much. (She was a looker, and she was 19 when I was born.)

Didn't want to have to kick anyone's ass unnecessarily. 👮‍♂️ ☺️


(That's "looker" with an L, for any of you deviants. 🤣)
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Dang
 
GmpaJim said:
I wish people came with an on & off switch, or at least a volume control.
That way, when my cousin goes on and on and on about his bitcoin investment, I could adjust the rant.
I will say, Tequila dulls the pain.
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These things are guaranteed to work or your money back

1. Make hard eye contact with your cousin and pause for 1 to 2 seconds. In your most monotone voice while putting on your best expressionless face, slowly and sternly say your cousin's name followed by "I.....don't..........care."

2. Just say, "Cool. I actually bought $5000 of etherium back when it was at $43.71, but I don't really like talking about it because it bores people and makes me sound like a dick that's bragging. Oh hey, have you seen this hilarious video on YouTube? You've gotta check this out!"

3. Pretend to nod off to sleep and then jump start awake. Then act a little groggy and say, "Ahhh, shit! It's real? I thought this was just a nightmare."
 
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GmpaJim said:
I wish people came with an on & off switch, or at least a volume control.
That way, when my cousin goes on and on and on about his bitcoin investment, I could adjust the rant.
I will say, Tequila dulls the pain.
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It's a matter of training - like pain at the dentist. My wife does complain about my "selective hearing". :)
 
Not sure if this was posted yet...

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toker said:
Not sure if this was posted yet...

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Tony Hawk on Twitter always has great accounts of all the times he's out and about and people say "Hey you look like that skateboarding guy!"

There was one where he was flying and the TSA agent said "Hey, Tony Hawk, like the skateboarding guy! I wonder what he's doing now..."

And Tony Hawk just said "This."
 
ferider said:
I can tell all you cargo pants / PJ / Bermuda guys by where you put your Mummert clips :)
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My Mummert clips have only been used for front pocket carry or AIWB.

Sorry, Roland, the cargo pants ain't got nothing to do with where I carry knives or guns.

(Now, pepper spray and saps...that's a different story.)
 
KnifeVice said:
Maybe I’m in the minority but I’ve always disliked cargo pants or shorts. Anything substantial in the cargo pockets flops around and bangs into your legs all the time. Maybe I’m doing it wrong?
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Wear what you like and what works for you. Spark Spark used to wear a tutu...but you had to be there.
 
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