Random Thought Thread

[Blues]

What’s most intriguing is that everyone wants to debate the pricing structure but no one focuses on the bathtub full of corndags.

Well, that's a feature in most homes...of course in Buffalo, sometimes it's chicken wings, I guess.

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

It's only on Mondays when I have to work that I pray God will strike me dead with a lightning bolt

 

[bluemax_1]

None of you guys seem to have taken any advance mathematics so please allow me to enlighten you and solve this equation in 2 ways:

50 x $1.50 = $75 - $12 (discount) = $63 with the free ride of $1.50, the net is $61.50 rounded UP to $62. All making perfect sense.

Yeah, but where does the “Save $15” come from?

No matter how you look at it, none of that math makes any sense.

 

[SharpBits]

The sign needs to be redone. You can see where some prices were updated and others not adjusted, like the $15. Like some one said above, the owner's said "ah, good enough".

 

[oldmanwilly]

It's only on Mondays when I have to work that I pray God will strike me dead with a lightning bolt

For some reason, after reading this, I heard in my mind Ina Garten say "If divine intervention doesn't come, then using a paperclip in a wall socket is fine." That's a healthy thought process, right?

 

[Blues]

No one said there'd be math...

 

[Fonedork]

If you want to die from lightning don’t wear rubber soled shoes

 

[Blues]

Nature loves gumshoes.

 

[Fonedork]

So I built a machine
A human machine
I made it with steel
And soy protein
Born from a test tube
And into a vat
To live and to heave
And to die just like that

 

[Casinostocks]

Yeah, but where does the “Save $15” come from?

No matter how you look at it, none of that math makes any sense.

$32 (20Ts) + $32 (another 20Ts) + $15 (10Ts) = $79 - $62 (50 Ts + 1 free) = $17, but there is $1.50 added "value", so $15.50... Meh, it's a split but technically must be rounded up not down

 

[kod]

So I built a machine
A human machine
I made it with steel
And soy protein
Born from a test tube
And into a vat
To live and to heave
And to die just like that

Fifteen infantry paratroop into the propylene new scene
Hell's where they wanna be
Infest the rats' nest

 

[SharpBits]

When did clown shoes become normal daily wear?

 

[Blues]

I think about 1992.

 

[JJ_Colt45]

If the sign were just written in cursive the younger people wouldn't know what it said so you could charge anything.

 

[SharpBits]

If the sign were just written in cursive the younger people wouldn't know what it said so you could charge anything.

I laughed, but also cried a bit.

 

[ferider]

I never liked green scales, anyways.

Can't make this up ....

 

[bluemax_1]

I never liked green scales, anyways.

Can't make this up ....

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The 'Zombie knives' had been a thing in the UK for years, now.

I remember the first time I read about it, "This HAS to be a joke, right?". Nope. Dead serious. They banned the import and sale (and possession? ). I recall one company that had zombie themed boxes of ammo. Those were banned, too.

"Oi! You got a loicense for that green handled knoife?"

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Pathetic

 

[Blues]

Poor old Blighty.

 

[Casinostocks]

There is a knife company based out of Missoula, MT, named Zombie Tools which touts itself as maker of accessories for the Apocalypse. Roland may like this one