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chaps, by their very nature, are assless.
Speaking of which- sales rep swings by yesterday. This chap tells my boss 'I was just in the neighbourhood, thought I'd swing by and see how are things'.
After 20-30 minutes of small, unproductive talk, he casually mentions he had to go into the city and reclaim a bunch of bikes from a shop whose account he's closing because they can't pay the bill. He then asks if we'd like to buy the bikes- really good deal! He says. (Wait, I thought you were here for a random visit...)
Bryce asks what kind of good deal, rep says 10% off! What kind of bikes? Oh, the kind of bikes you have been telling me for ten minutes that no one is buying.
No thanks, we say, and sales rep drives off into the sunset with a van full of bikes.
Bryce wanders over to me and nonchalantly says; "I think I'm gonna drop that brand"
Sales rep is the Ford of sales reps
Speaking of which- sales rep swings by yesterday. This chap tells my boss 'I was just in the neighbourhood, thought I'd swing by and see how are things'.
After 20-30 minutes of small, unproductive talk, he casually mentions he had to go into the city and reclaim a bunch of bikes from a shop whose account he's closing because they can't pay the bill. He then asks if we'd like to buy the bikes- really good deal! He says. (Wait, I thought you were here for a random visit...)
Bryce asks what kind of good deal, rep says 10% off! What kind of bikes? Oh, the kind of bikes you have been telling me for ten minutes that no one is buying.
No thanks, we say, and sales rep drives off into the sunset with a van full of bikes.
Bryce wanders over to me and nonchalantly says; "I think I'm gonna drop that brand"
Sales rep is the Ford of sales reps
