Random Thought Thread

[jlauffer]

No CPK, so putting this here for Nathan the Machinist . The wife says cheers!

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I think we all just died a little bit today.

I mean, almost?

But how did you know?

... I'm fine...

 

[jlauffer]

I mean, almost?

But how did you know?

... I'm fine...

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Don't go towards the light!!!

 

[Winston_Smith]

Random thought: I need a half inch nipple

I'm running some airline and I'm just about good to go but I need a half inch NTP pipe nipple

And it occurs to me that, most of y'all have not heard the phrase "I need a half inch nipple" today. So. You're welcome.

Also

How do I not have a half inch nipple?

Why do I have a 3/4-in nipple? Several in fact.

Where did these come from?

Are these my half inch nipples? Did they grow?

According to the internet, nipples can grow.

It also said something about blowing on them, but it's not working.

The temp must be just right.....

If too cold the half inch nipple can quickly become the 3/4 nipple (also known in the industry as the cigar nip)

I say find an aroused 3/4 nipple and give it the delta heat treat protocol... that should provide you the perfect nip for your needs......

My brain is so damn weird sometimes, I mean, here I am just trying to get caught up on this thread and out of nowhere I hear my brain going “hey, hey stupid… why did you just randomly start thinking about Farah Fawcett all of a sudden while you’re reading this thread, and just out of the blue like that when it’s not even about her?” And I’m sitting here like my normal mouth breathing self usually does and I go “sorry brain, I didn’t realize I even was. I mean, why would she pop into my head just because I was reading some random post, hell you’re the brain”, like it’s my fault what I think about and there’s nothing even in this thread about her. Stupid brain…

Winston

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

My brain is so damn weird sometimes, I mean, here I am just trying to get caught up on this thread and out of nowhere I hear my brain going “hey, hey stupid… why did you just randomly start thinking about Farah Fawcett all of a sudden while you’re reading this thread, and just out of the blue like that when it’s not even about her?” And I’m sitting here like my normal mouth breathing self usually does and I go “sorry brain, I didn’t realize I even was. I mean, why would she pop into my head just because I was reading some random post, hell you’re the brain”, like it’s my fault what I think about and there’s nothing even in this thread about her. Stupid brain…

Winston

I also thought of her while reading all that.
It’s okay.

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

No CPK, so putting this here for Nathan the Machinist . The wife says cheers!

This is my favorite pumpkin beer.
Unfortunately, I can’t get it around here.

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

This is my favorite pumpkin beer.
Unfortunately, I can’t get it around here.

Shipyard has a beer finder on their website.
I may have just found some locally. I’ll be checking it out later today.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

It'd be funny, if you had two dogs, if you named them allahu and akbar. Every time you called your dogs in, your neighbors would duck.

 

[Blues]

It'd be funny, if you had two dogs, if you named them allahu and akbar. Every time you called your dogs in, your neighbors would duck.

Or vice versa...this is NC after all...

 

[Casinostocks]

It'd be funny, if you had two dogs, if you named them allahu and akbar. Every time you called your dogs in, your neighbors would duck.

Did you know that the Arabic version of the name John is Yahya?

 

[SharpBits]

My Roomba is hopelessly lost only 15 feet away from its base. How many times can it choose the wrong direction? All of the times.

 

[Blues]

Did you know that the Arabic version of the name John is Yahya?

That brings up some old music memories...

 

[ferider]

Did you know that the Arabic version of the name John is Yahya?

Used to tell that my Ex all the time. Once I started saying Nein Nein instead, we got divorced.

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

Shipyard has a beer finder on their website.
I may have just found some locally. I’ll be checking it out later today.

They had one six pack left. But a bunch of the “smashed pumpkin”, so I got one of those too.

 

[ferider]

That Guinness looks great.

 

[yoko]

That Guinness looks great.

I see what you did there lol

 

[ferider]

The Road Kill Cook-Off queen. Kind of cool.

 

[Blues]

For years, a few of us from the Traditional Forum had an inside joke of a group we created called "Ro-Pop Blue Meats"..."From the Side of the Road to Your Kitchen".

Don't ask. I still have the hat.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Eat some salt.

I actually blast a cut up apple with salt like 3x a day

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Or cocaine

I hear cocaine works

Tanto Quantavious is wearing a Nathan the Machinist mask again