Random Thought Thread

[ferider]

In other news, this morning our moose let me take a couple of photos. A yearling, in the bushes next to the river. Had to run and grab my wife's camera. AF sucks.

 

[sgt1372]

Put my Fed/State tax income returns in the mail yesterday.

So, I have nothing to do except mess around w/my GF today.

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I always file my returns by mail & never file early. Why?

1) I always owe $. So, why pay early?
2) I always pay by check so that I get a few days of "float" on the $.

The banks do it, so why not me too?

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I also never pay any estimated taxes.

Why give them any of my $ before it's due?

The amount of the "tax penalty" for not doing so has always been negligible.

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Happy "Tax Day!" Hope it's uneventful for everyone!

 

[Fonedork]

What? I thought they cancelled taxes.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

sooo eeeee

 

[Philthy3]

I didn’t say it, I wrote it.

*Hopefully, the Google translate didn’t fool me into understanding this is a literal word for word translation.

B bluemax_1
But the sign is truly brilliant

Fun marketing fact, signs written in ugly or unclear font are more likely to be read carefully

 

[sgt1372]

Guess none of us paupers have to worry about a tax audit any time soon!

LOL!!!

nytimes.com/2025/04/15/us/poli
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/15/...e_code=1._04.FxEn.ItIArFIBicoa&smid=url-share

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

guys my pupils are dilating

 

[beeinak]

Pregnant cow keeping an eye on my cabin as the snow melts. Calving starts in about 5 weeks.

 

[jlauffer]

How is manimal not valid?

 

[Blues]

Ask the mailman.

 

[Philthy3]

guys my pupils are dilating

Call poison control

 

[clinton1]

Ask the mailman.

Call poison control

OK, I asked the mailman to call poison control……

Let’s see how this plays out……..

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

OK, I asked the mailman to call poison control……

Let’s see how this plays out……..

it turns out that short of Jesus himself coming out of the tomb on Sunday morning and laying his hands on my face, there is zero chance that I will ever see without corrective lenses ever in my life.

 

[20yard]

“We aren't going to stop using our regular Delta 3V. This is a McRib kind of situation.”

We can assume, but it can’t be proven without a doubt based on this sentence

#AlsoNotNathan The sentence above, to me, clearly indicates that the tweaked version is the McRib.

Maybe the McRib version can be named "Delta TweaV".

Too much??

 

[Philthy3]

tinfoil hat timmy , you could try Lasik while waiting for the second coming.

*this is why we need a "Ask Nathan for Medical Advice" subforum

 

[Blues]

It's like purgatory...

 

[Fonedork]

I got PRK like 15 years ago, vision still good

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

tinfoil hat timmy , you could try Lasik while waiting for the second coming.

*this is why we need a "Ask Nathan for Medical Advice" subforum

Not just a thread. An entire sub forum.

 

[Lorien]

I'm a tweaker for a McRib

 

[Philthy3]

#AlsoNotNathan The sentence above, to me, clearly indicates that the tweaked version is the McRib.

Maybe the McRib version can be named "Delta TweaV".

Too much??

Blues
Feel free to delete my comments, but I'm in too deep.

20yard
This is the fallacy of ambiguity. We assume the tweaked delta 3V is going to be the McRib, but there is nothing in that statement proving it.
Let's try it this way: can you prove that it is NOT OG delta 3v that will be the McRib?
*The renaming is very funny, btw. I love portmanteaus


Sorry, rough day at work... I'll stop now