Random Thought Thread

I believe that Matt Gregory is a real person. I really do. I believe in Matt Gregory. I've seen him with my own eyes.

It was like a fever dream. Nothing made sense and I tried to wake up.

It's like one of those dreams that you wake up and then go on about your day and you tell yourself it wasn't real that it didn't really happen. And then you see him again and other people can see him too and that's when you know. That's when you really know.

I'm not alone. Other people have seen him too.

We never talk about it.
 
Casinostocks said:
Matt, that would be the last thing that I’d do! I mean why ruin a good thing? In the immortal words ever associated with one of the past oldies on here, “I can’t believe that I’d do you like that!”…
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Goddamnit


Retired UPS Driver said:
Poppies and chaps, what a turn of events from feet to frog ars 😂
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Goddamnit



Nathan the Machinist said:
I believe that Matt Gregory is a real person. I really do. I believe in Matt Gregory. I've seen him with my own eyes.

It was like a fever dream. Nothing made sense and I tried to wake up.

It's like one of those dreams that you wake up and then go on about your day and you tell yourself it wasn't real that it didn't really happen. And then you see him again and other people can see him too and that's when you know. That's when you really know.

I'm not alone. Other people have seen him too.

We never talk about it.
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GODDAMNIT
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
I believe that Matt Gregory is a real person. I really do. I believe in Matt Gregory. I've seen him with my own eyes.

It was like a fever dream. Nothing made sense and I tried to wake up.

It's like one of those dreams that you wake up and then go on about your day and you tell yourself it wasn't real that it didn't really happen. And then you see him again and other people can see him too and that's when you know. That's when you really know.

I'm not alone. Other people have seen him too.

We never talk about it.
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He’s the man, myth, and legend…
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
I believe that Matt Gregory is a real person. I really do. I believe in Matt Gregory. I've seen him with my own eyes.

It was like a fever dream. Nothing made sense and I tried to wake up.

It's like one of those dreams that you wake up and then go on about your day and you tell yourself it wasn't real that it didn't really happen. And then you see him again and other people can see him too and that's when you know. That's when you really know.

I'm not alone. Other people have seen him too.

We never talk about it.
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Nathan… did you eat one of Eric’s gummies again?
 
SwarthyGnome said:
Nathan… did you eat one of Eric’s gummies again?
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That's an interesting question

On the one hand, I don't recall having ever eaten one of Eric's gummies

But, on the other hand, if I had eaten one of Eric's gummies, would I remember it?
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
That's an interesting question

On the one hand, I don't recall having ever eaten one of Eric's gummies

But, on the other hand, if I had eaten one of Eric's gummies, would I remember it?
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THE classic philosophical question: Which came first: The loss of memory or the consumption of the edible? Unanswered through the ages...
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
^ that's not a hand

That is a penis

Yoko's penis is unusually long but it also grows from the center of his chest. This is a consequence of an unholy Union of a Korean person and a Polack. It is unusual but not unprecedented.
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Man, that definitely makes all the hugs yoko yoko keeps trying to force on people really awkward
 
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